GLIDER

Dennis and I loaded up a white water raft and all the gear, and headed to the Ocoee river. After driving from Nashville to the dam at the head of the Ocoee, The TVA cut the water off at the dam. We began to drive home, and noticed some gliders flying at Unionville. I had never flown, and feeling adventurous we stopped. They agreed to take us up and we were excited. The glider used for this purpose was a world war two trainer. It had dual controls and most importantly a pilot that set in the back seat. The glider had wheels on front and back that were recessed, The old tail dragger pulled the butt dragger into the air. When we reached 6,000 ft. the pilot instructed me to release the rope; I asked if he was sure? He said he was sure we couldn't land with the rope attached, so I pulled the release. The pilot told me to look for thermals, my response was what do they look like. He told me to look at the altimeter, I did and we were falling like a rock. He told me not to make sharp turns, and we could find a thermal over a pond or parking lot. We finally found one and it pushed us up, we made a large circle like a buzzard and we were gaining altitude. It was nice circling with only the wind whistling and looking at the small objects below. Soon the Piper Cub came to signal our time was up. The pilot said we needed to land, I could control the wings, and he would handle the stick. As we approached the runway there was a fence. We looked like we were going to hit so I held the stick. The pilot with panic in his voice told me to turn the stick loose. My response was not until we cross the fence, there is plenty room on the other side. The pilot said we can't go back around. We landed safely and it was an adventure the pilot will never forget.

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GRUNDY COUNTY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

A new international airport in Grundy County would solve all our terrorist problems. Metal detectors and image scanners would not be necessary. Hire local personnel for determining if passengers have business here. They would interview each passenger, and ask questions like; Who you kin too? You plan to stay after dark? Ackmed; Don't sound like you from around here! Them rattlers will determine if you really have religion. Them snakes make you wet your powder? NEXT

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ALLEGEDLY

Our alleged President, is not convinced Umar Farouk Abdulmutallsb is a terrorist. Even though his father turned him in to authorities, he trained in Yemen, and had the same powder sewn in his underwear as the shoe bomber. All that is circumstantial, he might have been working on a cure for aids. Let's make him a citizen, and treat him as such, he could be the next Nobel Peace Prize recipient. The world would love us if we had two Peace Prize winners with dual citizenship.

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TERRORIST

We have declared war on terrorism, but you couldn't tell it by the way we fight. The way we currently fight terrorism, is like stomping fire ants. We are defensive as we react to a terrorism threat. We shut the barn door after the horses are out, and don't do a good job at that. We are at war, and should abide by the rules provided in the Geneva Convention. Being politically correct, and not profiling is stupid in a time of war. Giving foreign combatants the same rites and privilege's that Americans have earned is treasonous. The way to end terrorism is to cut off the money that provides for its perpetuation. If we would drill our own oil, and gas and use the abundance of coal we have, the terrorist would eat sand and die. If we don't want to be killed like infidels, we should not act like infidels.

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COOLING TOWERS

Have you noticed all the major networks even FOX has cooling towers, and smoke stacks on the same film depicting pollution. The white smoke emitted from cooling towers is clean water vapor, this is not polluting the atmosphere. It concerns me that people that make laws, and went to the elite schools with ivy covered walls, don't know the difference in a smoke stack and a cooling tower. The cooling towers are shaped like hour glasses, and are associated with nuclear plants. All nuclear plants don't use this type cooling tower, and even some coal facilities use this type. This type cooling tower was built in AL Gore's adopted home county and never used, I am surprised someone touted as being smart has not spoken out against using cooling towers to sensationalize pollution.

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LIMP WRIST

Our limp wristed liberal foreign policy, poses a grave danger to the United States of America. When Iran finishes building it's nuclear bomb, with the help of Russia and China. Oil prices will increase, this will give the Russians the cash they need to rebuild their military. The United States economy will falter, and China will own the country. We could stop this dooms day scenario by drilling our own oil, quit spending money we don't have, and repay money that has been stolen from the taxpayer. We should support Israel, and let them take care of the threat from Iran. The missile defense system should be implemented in Poland, and any other place that will protect America and it's allies. The United States is running out of time and cheeks.

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SCAM-WOW!!!!

Our new health care proposal will cover everyone, It doesn't matter how you got here, or your status, you are covered. In the new system everyone will be treated the same, a wart on your finger will have the same urgency as a brain tumor. The new health care will save or create many jobs, Ameri-Corps will be the new candy stripper's, Acorn worker's can rub peoples hands to remove warts, and Japanese chef's can preform surgery with their sharp knifes. Fifty million new people will be enrolled in this program, and it will make money for the government. That's not all, the politicians and aids in Washington have exempted themselves from this fine program, to help us save even more money. Send no money now, you and your offspring will be billed later for taxes, and handling.

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COOK COUNTY

Initially the county was named for Daniel Cook, this has changed, the county is known as the adopted home town of our President. This may be the county where our president learned to Cook The Books. Climategate exposed many talented people that can now work for the administration. These people were so successful making Global Warming believable the President can use them to convince the people 10% is less than 8%. The Democrat Health Care reform will save money. More government is what the Country needs. Making friends with the world will protect us from terrorism. These people have produced Oscar,s and Nobel Prizes, you could have a home town like Chicago.

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TIGER

Tiger's wife needs a better caddy, she should have used a driver instead of a three iron. I am very disappointed with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton, it is apparent that Tiger has been discriminating against black women. Where is the outrage?

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SLOBBERING DOG

Ivan Pavlov won the Nobel Prize in psychology or medicine in 1904. Pavlov is best known for his work with dogs, conditioning them with a bell and food. This so called Pavlovian training has been used in many fields for good. Anti-phobia treatment is one example of using this method with positive results. Unfortunately this conditioning has been used for advertising. A products name is associated with good feelings. The most dangerous use of this conditioning is political, Bush is dumb, Gore is smart. The people were conditioned to believe this, even though Bush could land a fighter jet on a carrier, and Gore flunked out of Vanderbilt. Other examples are facing the east at certain times, everyone hold up your bible, everyone drink your Kool-Aid. Barack Hussein Obama won the Nobel Prize in 2009 for conditioning people using the Pavlovian method.

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WHITE HOUSE CRASHERS

We have become too complacent, letting anyone enter the White House. The least the Secret Service could do is check birth certificates. Allowing this practice to continue endangers or country, for all we know a Kenyan Muslim could live there. Ignoring the Constitution puts our way of life at risk, and let's the Jackass get his nose under the tent.

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COPPER

We were having a wonderful Thanksgiving, all the kids, grand kids, girlfriend attended. There was plenty of food, Kurt and I stayed up most of the night smoking turkeys and ham. Kurt brined a turkey this took twelve hours, it looked good when it came out of the fryer. We had turkey, ham, dressing, and all the trimmings. There were three turkeys cooling on the table outside, two fried, and one smoked. We had just finished eating when I spotted Copper our registered chocolate retriever coming around the house with a ham bone in his mouth. A few minutes later Copper came around the house with a turkey in his mouth, it was Kurt's brined turkey he was going to take home. If you know anyone that is looking for a good retriever, he has an affinity for salt, sea ducks would be his speciality. Kurt suggested we look for a good home for him in the middle of the North Atlantic.

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BANKER

President Obama visited with our banker in China, like most of us he came out of that meeting with a completely different prospective. After our European friends refused to co-sign, President Obama was advised to quit spending money like a drunk sailor. The banker then strongly suggested that he provide tax incentives for business to create jobs. After visiting the Great Wall our banker suggested the United States could build one on it's southern border. The wall could be built with Mexican stone masons on the south side, this would save the United States 338 billion dollars per year. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone Chinese CD ?

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RETIREMENT

Now that I am getting older, retirement has crossed my mind. I was thinking of moving North, I've heard all my life how they did it up North. This philosophy has worked so well for them, they are even sending ambassadors to the South to help with our economy. The new education standards adopted by Tennessee, are copied from Massachusetts, this will help our children accept Gay marriage and control overpopulation. With the economy of Michigan, the financial responsibility of New York, and the tolerance of Massachusetts I'm having a difficult time deciding.

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MOBILE BAY

I was fishing with one of the best Speck fisherman in the Mobile area. We set out in a Stouter Built boat to the Fort Morgan side and started fishing around a sunken barge. The Speck's were hitting live bait, and we were having a ball until the Porpoise arrived and messed up the fishing. We left that spot and went to the middle of the bay, this was before GPS so Joe triangulated points from the banks with the lighthouse. He stopped the boat and he instructed me to throw out a large Croker minnow, about a half pound. I complied and the fight was on, I had hooked a bull red. The fight lasted twenty three minutes, and when I finally got the fish in the boat it was much larger than the slot limit allowed. I had heard you were allowed one large fish above the limit, so I asked Joe if we could keep it. He asked if I had a saltwater fishing license, my response being no, he said it didn't matter so I kept the fish.

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ELECTION

I have been scouring the news waiting to hear how Obama and Biden saved or created millions of votes in New Jersey. I would predict Dede Scozzafava will be our next election Czar appointed by the President. This election may save us from the two thousand page Obamacare capsule that is really a suppository.

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TIDE

Obama's hope was dashed against the rocks, when his tide was the highest. The economy has declined, our national debt has increased, and the war against terrorist is not going as promised. His tide is going out just in time for the mid-term elections. Unfortunately it takes a Carter, to give us a Reagan.

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PROVINCIAL ORGANIZERS

Our President has a new plan, contrary to what his military advisers proposed for Afghanistan. Each province will have it's own provincial organizer, or Allah Father. These key people will be recruited from the Chicago Black Muslim community. The provincial organizers could organize the drug trade, and enforce each province with AK-47's. This would bring Afghanistan up to the 1920's and in 80 years they could elect a president. The United States forces could be withdrawn, and the attention could be placed on the real threat, Fox News.

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NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Declaring the Swine Flu a national emergency, will cut red tape and allow decisions to be made easier, and timely. This sounds so good it could be applied to everything under government control. Declare the War on Terror a national emergency, maybe the Commander and Chief could make a decision. I'm glad to see the government finally admit, they are the problem.

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IDEAS

Since Hickernut is primarily concerned with American citizens, and not influenced by lobbyist, and the upcoming election. He has some ideas that will make American citizens safe, prosperous, and healthy. First abolish the American Cancer Society they have had plenty of time. Cure cancer it cost Americans two hundred billion per year, and worst of all it cost lives. There should be coast to coast magnetic high speed rail, this would provide jobs, ease traffic on highways, and would provide a right of way for gas, and oil pipelines. The new railway could be powered by nuclear and clean coal. Old military bases could be transformed into refinery's to make fuel for our military and strategic fuel reserves, exempt them from the EPA. Drill our own oil we have plenty, this would cut our dependence on foreign oil, and eliminate our enemy's hold on us. To accommodate the liberals all roads will be made of concrete, this is white, and will be cooler reducing our carbon footprint. The roads will last longer, and the petroleum used to make the orange plastic barrels will be drastically reduced. This will give the environmentalist more time to feed the over populating Polar Bear.

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FLUFFY

There was a tragedy in my home town, a clothes dryer left open attracted the pet cat. The warmth of the light must have invited in the feline. In the night a load of jeans were thrown in the dryer, and it was set on high heat. The next morning after calling Fluffy with no result, Fluffy was found dead in the dryer. If only it had been the delicate cycle, Fluffy might have had two lives left, the claw marks in the panties would be nothing, compared to loosing the family pet. Fluffy lived up to her name, the Bounce sheet also made her static free. We are such a close knit community, even the new Chinese restaurant offered to dispose of Fluffy's remains.

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REFORM

In order to reform health care, many things have to be reformed first. The people have to start thinking of the common good, instead of short term gains. The elected officials need to start representing the views of the people that elected them, instead of the large contributor's, and lobbyist. Government controlled education perpetuates ignorance, and guarantee's the Status Que. The counting of illegal aliens as population will increase the representation of the states that have the most. The south when faced with abolishing slavery, argued that freed slaves would not be property, and would have to be counted as people. This would give the south more representation in congress. This would also give the south control of the federal money which came from tariffs, 85% from the south. The south was only receiving 10% back from the federal government, the remainder was spent in the northern states. The supreme court ruled that Negros were to be counted as 3/5 of a person, this would keep the northern states in control of the money. The south seceded to protect the right of the negro to be counted as a whole person. As a quick fix didn't work out well for the south, it will not work well for health care. Reform needs to happen, but it must be in stages. Just kidding about fighting for Negro rites, it was a monetary decision things don't change quickly.

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ROAD SIGN

Several years ago I was a Metro Councilman, we had a six million dollar bond issue up for public discussion, three people showed up at the hearing. The next month we were asked by the 911 team to change the name of a road, there was a duplicate and it would be confusing. We changed a fifty dollar road sign, and all the people could not fit in the court house. When the people elected President Obama many were happy and complacent, it could do no harm. As reality set in, people began loosing there jobs, there homes, and health insurance. The fifty dollar road sign disguised as a tea party, has awakened the sleeping giant.

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ACID OCEAN

Environmentalist have a new cause, the Pacific Ocean is absorbing carbon dioxide from the air, and mixing with sea water forming carbonic acid. The ocean water is becoming more acid therefore plankton is lighter, shell formation has declined, and coral reefs are diminishing. After serious deliberation for two minutes I have a solution. Install membranes at power plants on the coast that use sea water for cooling. The membranes remove salt from the water. Use the desalinized water to hydrate the nuts in California (almonds). The water more concentrated with salt will be reintroduced into the ocean, salt is a base so it will neutralize the acid. NEXT

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VAST, LEFT WING CONSPIRACY

The main stream media perpetuates this conspiracy with their left wing reporting, and non reporting. Date night for the President and First Lady was reported to cost $24,000 the real cost was in excess of a million. The main stream press did not report on ACORN until they were forced into reporting. I could go on and on but, everything is a crisis, and laws must be passed immediately. Every time a law is passed we loose some freedom. The President made a wonderful speech outlining what he wanted in the health care bill, unfortunately his speech bears no resemblance to the bills proposed. The press reported for weeks about the serious breech of decorum when a Senator said loudly " you lie". My question is, saying this in a crowded room full of politicians how did they know who he was talking about?

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AT THE END OF THE DAY

When our President and his followers say, (at the end of the day) it makes me nervous. He may know something he's not telling. His policy's like scrubbing our missile defense system, and spending twenty million tax dollars to bring Hamas to the U.S. scares me. Shutting off water to the most productive part of California to save the smelt makes me wonder where his priorities lie. If the end is near I may move to Kentucky, they are usually about twenty years behind.

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WINE

My first time making wine was August 7th 1978, Marie got me started for religious reasons. The Doctor told her a glass of wine at night would relax her and aid her in breast feeding. She thought that entering a liquor store would send her straight to hell, so I was forced to make wine. I called Uncle Leon to get a recipe from a friend of his in German Town, this recipe called for the use of whiskey barrels. I recruited help from Tony to pick wild muscadines, we hit the mother load at Judge Leslies. We attempted to crush the muscadines in a stainless sink at Tony's milk barn with a ball bat. After this failed we mashed them by hand, we discovered the acid in the muscadines would eat the hide off your arms. We filled two open topped barrels, and added sugar, covered barrels with cheese cloth and waited seven days. After the first fermentation the liquid was drained into another barrel, it was bunged with a bung that had been drilled for a tube, and placed in a jug of water to prevent air from entering the barrel. One cold morning before Thanksgiving the wine had stopped working, the drilled bung was removed, and replaced with the solid bung. Two weeks later we were going to taste the wine, Tony got a claw hammer and was going to use the claws to remove the bung. Me being an expert, working at the distillery, took the hammer from him, and told him the proper way to remove a bung. You hit the barrel on each side of the tapered bung. With the first lick the bung hit me between to eyes and then dented the ceiling. When I recovered Tony was still laughing and we put the tube back in the barrel. We made seventy gallons of good wine, it was 13.78% and once again I rescued Marie.

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ALGEBRA

I have always been good with thought problems, but algebra puzzled me. How could two negatives multiplied together equal a positive? At last our government cleared it up for me. Our President and Nancy Pelosi are lying, they are both negative, multiplied together a positive result will be the answer. I'm positive they will destroy the country.

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SECESSION

The Red States should secede from the Union, there will be no war because the Blue States are against war. The Constitution can be used with new interpreters, and Representatives. States rites will be reinstated, and capitalism will prevail. The Red States have plenty of oil and gas in the Gulf of Mexico, and Alaska to last for hundreds of years. The Red State economy will flourish, and money from oil exports will solve many of the problems that exist today. The Blue States can get power from Chinese made GE wind turbines, with French foreign aid money. In a few years with Gay marriage, abortion, and welfare obesity, the Blue States will disappear like the Quakers.

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EMBELLISHED DYSLEXIA

Years ago before this disorder was studied and understood, if you mentioned a persons name that had this disorder, in a country store you were required to buy everyone a Coke. Our President has this disorder, it is being studied by the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke (NINDS). Unfortunately due to National Health Care Reform all funding for further research has been used to pay for the plan. Our President has been put on a four year waiting list. Until then we can only speculate, he may have been dropped on his head as an infant in Kenya, or this could be a genetically predisposed condition only effecting politicians. Unless there is a miracle in 2010, and funding can be restored, we must use our math skills to understand our President, his statements must be reversed and divided by two to be understood.

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KOPECHNE CARE

As our Nation prepares to get in the big Obamamobile, with Obama driving, I think of 1969 when the Oldsmobile ran off the bridge into the Chappaqiddick. It lay upside down on the bottom, the passenger was left to drown, and the driver escaped unharmed. When the Democrat Congress wants to vote in a health care reform bill, before it is understood, I think of the phrase {Well cross that bridge when we come to it}. We should call a cab, and reform health care for the good of the people not the government.

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CHANGE

The USA will be changed to a Muslim Nation, the Capitol dome will be painted gold with Chinese lead based paint, the Indian looking westward will be removed, and replaced with our President's likeness looking east. This will protect our country from terrorism. Disbanding our missile defense system will save money, and Russia will like us. There is no need to worry the B-2 bomber plans will be given to the Chinese for fifty billion dollars excused from our debt. They will take care of our light work, and promise not to bomb us unless we get behind in payments. This will free up money to provide 100% health care coverage for all US Muslims. The Infidels will be given a VA pamphlet.

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STARS

The stars are almost aligned, the President has the executive,legislative,and judiciary stars under control. The only star out of alignment is the people. Our Constitution mandates that the stars shine on one another, this forbids alignment. If the stars align it will be near midnight. Our Country's survival depends on a total eclipse. Loose the Government tit, and vote out all the incumbents.

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Chicken Catcher

I was watching America's Got Talent when I saw a chicken catcher, this reminded me of a chicken catcher I worked with. He was not as worldly as the one on television. He came from Cannon County, to Smyrna because his Paw in Law was going to shoot him on sight. He told us he didn't have a Church wedding, he got married in the back of the Western Auto Store. We learned a lot about chicken catchen, you put two lags tween each finger and come out with a coop full. This was a good paying job, a quarter a hunerd, but the monia would eat you up. The conversation around the break table turned to omelets. The chicken catcher said he heared of them, how do you catch them. I grinned and looked at Roy, I knew the tale was on. Roy told him you catch them in the creek, you shine a light until you see their eyes then use a flat piece of metal attached to a stick to flip them, they will float to the top. They are easy to catch then. The chicken catcher was excited he wanted to go next time we went.

The Cheetah was the fastest animal in Africa, it has been replaced by the Ethiopian Chicken. This change was brought about by African Presidents. We may need the chicken catching skill soon.

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BUMPER STICKER

The Obama bumper stickers must be biodegradable, or the acid rain is dissolving them. They seem to be disappearing fast, could it be that most of his supporters drove clunkers? The Chinese may have made the stickers and used baby formula for glue. I did see one car with an Obama bumper sticker, it had a Grundy County tag, the car was most likely stolen. They don't make bumper stickers like they use to, I sill have one U.S.A. made bumper sticker that says VOTE KENNEDY a blond in every pond.

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OBAMACARE

I figured out how the new plan would work. President Obama went to Africa and promised their economy would improve, depended on them stepping up and contributing. With forty six million new participants our country will be short on doctors. The names the White House has compiled during the fishy information request will be used, if they need medical attention. The name of the person will be mailed USPS to Africa, the name will be chanted and blown smoke over until there is a savings for the health plan. The Witch Doctors will be mailed a check for a portion of the savings. This would help the African economy, and make Obamacare work.

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HISTORY

Before income tax the Republicans ran the country, they were primarily located in the North East. All the Federal money was from tariffs of exports, mostly cotton. Eighty five percent of the Federal money was derived from the South. The congress was controlled by the North East, only ten percent of the money came back to the South, the majority of the money was used for the North Eastern infrastructure. Even though the States got their money from property tax, Slaves were property and accounted for about half the Southern States total income. Eli Whitney had invented the cotton gin, Slaves could become Share Croppers and they could be freed. The Slaves being free would cause them to be counted as people and give the South more seats in congress. A larger share of the Federal money could be directed to the South, to compensate the States for their lost property tax money. This was nullified by counting Slaves as 3/5 of a person. This formula would keep the North East in control of Congress. ACORN will count the undocumented in the country. Can HICKERNUT count the Chinese at 3/5 ? This would avoid another war.

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THE RECESSION IS OVER

The recession is over, very little of the stimulus money has been spent, give the remainder to the taxpayer's. The money being paid back from the banks and institutions to large to fail should be given back to the taxpayer's . The problems with health insurance can be resolved, and Medicare can be made viable by adding one month per year to the start date. Government should provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and get out of the way.

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ACTOR

Our president Berry Soetoro, stage name Barack Hussein Obama is a good actor. That is why Hollywood loves him, and the major networks keep him on the screen. The polls write the script, the truth does not have any effect on what is written. The actor recites the words with a smile and makes the audience believe. Ronald Reagan was also a good actor, he could deliver a speech, and his smile made the audience believe. The difference is Ronald Reagan was concerned about the people, and America. Barack Hussein Obama is only concerned with himself.

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DIVIDE AND CONQUER

President Obama is smart, he has already planted the seeds and started the manipulation. He will polarize Americans, and pit one group against the other. He will create racial problems when none exist, have the old against the young, create outrage and call it extremism. Then he will be "forced" to use the military to bring the country under control. Guns will be outlawed, states rites will be suspended, our constitution will be nullified, and elections will be a sham, company's will be nationalized. Our permanent leader will be approved by Rev. Wright. Americans should not fall into this trap, unite and speak with one voice let common sense prevail, don't let your emotions rule. If my blog gets reported to the White House I may be exiled to an exotic island, and forced to ride on a golf cart during the day. Please don't throw me in the brier patch.

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FISHY

Obama has directed that his " Blue Shirts" report the EMAIL addresses of any fishy posts that disagree with his talking points. This violates the First Amendment, that was no doubt learned in Chicago. This provides intimidation, but most importantly creates a enemy list too be used in the near future. Hitler did the same thing with his " Brown Shirts" they even reported there parents. Hitler had control of his own automobile company, he mandated " The Peoples Car" it saved petroleum. Hitler was elected during bad economic times, and promised change. He hated the rich Jew's and had them killed. Obama is different in that respect, he doesn't discriminate. Nancy Pelosi accused the people that voiced there concerns about Government Controlled Health Care, as being Nazi sympathisers.I beg to differ.

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LET ME BE CLEAR

The Federal Government can only do one thing well; Waste tax payers money. Tax money for clunkers is one example, people wouldn't drive clunkers if they could afford a new car. The Government is encouraging people to go in debt, and it will turn out just like housing. The one billion appropriated lasted four days, this money was estimated to last one month. These are the same people that are estimating the cost of the Health Care Reform Bill. At that rate the cost would be at least eight trillion dollars. This is a lot of money to stand in line, decrease health care, and research. The only money saved will be increasing the death rate.

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Government Plantation

Our country has two classes of people, the Capitalist and the Government Socialist. The Capitalist create wealth and jobs, the Government Socialist do whatever is expected to stay on the Government Plantation. The Government Socialist have been gaining from F.D.R. until now. The banks, and automakers are eager to join the plantation. When everyone is on the Plantation, the Czars will become Foreman and the whipping will begin.

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TRUE COLORS

President Obama in his latest news conference, avoided discussing any details of the Democrat Health and Population Control Bill. Under the new bill the population would be healthier, but the unhealthy would die quicker saving large amounts of money. This could not be discussed, so the race card was played at the end of the conference. Controversy about race, and citizenship is only a diversion to clog the media with anything but health care details. This tactic was learned in Indonesia, and refined in Chicago. The economy, and health care are only tools to achieve more government control. Soon the government will be in complete control, and Obama will be the government. The Republicans need to attach an amendment to the Cap and Tax bill, that exempts smoke from furnaces burning Infidels.

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MERIT

The 1,018 page Democrat Health Care Bill from pages 879 to 909 contain language that directs the Secretary of Health and Human Services, to give preferences to entities that demonstrate a record of training individuals who are from underrepresented minority groups. Our present Medical School system operates on a merit based preference program that does not fit with the bill. The new non-merit system will be based on IQ, the lower the individual IQ the more financial assistance received. This provision will provide plenty of Doctors and Nurses for the 46 million not provided for now. Quantity not quality is what matters count the votes.

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Government Health Care

I would focus on three big killers, cancer, heart attack, and alzheimers. First I would do away with the American Cancer Society, they have been working for years on a treatment for the drug company's not a cure. If they develop a cure they will be out of business. Heart attack can be reduced by increasing exercise, combating obesity, and controlling blood pressure and cholesterol. Physical education should be increased in the schools. A large percentage of people receiving food stamps are obese, this is not a thyroid problem. The food paid for should be processed and cooked by the person unless physically unable. All mothers of babies should breast feed unless medically unable. The father should be listed and he should provide support for his children. Alzheimers is a hard one, eat more curry and hope it will be a long time before you can hide your own Easter Eggs. The government can cut red tape and allow physicians to use CAT scans that are non evasive and take twenty seconds, instead of stress test, and arterograms. This would cut cost and free up doctors and nurses. If doctors were allowed to prescribe the most likely test instead of every test leading up to the real test, this would save enough money to make health care affordable.

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Supreme Court

Sotomayor's statement: " I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male"may prove to be true when the majority of the Senate approves her nomination. A lawsuit filed yesterday challenging the citizenship of President Obama, was accepted by a Federal judge. President Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961, what is not clear is how he attended school in Indonesia that doesn't accept dual citizenship. If this case comes before the Supreme Court would Sotomayor recuse herself ? I feel confident that a wise Latina appointed by a defendant, would use the richness of her experiences to reach the correct conclusion.

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AFRICA

Our President returned to his homeland, he is going to help them look for the missing village idiot. He gave a wonderful speech about corruption, bribes,and listening to the people. Being trained by Chicago politics he would be well versed with the first two, and the people are the one's that get you elected. The union workers were taken care of in the Government Motors take over / bankruptcy. The States that supported Obama have received twice the amount of stimulus money than those who didn't. We are now over thirty Czars / Enforcers to carry out the will of the President. Years ago, during bad economic times, a Government took over a car company and made {The Peoples Car} the company is still in business. The country went under but the car company is moving to Tennessee. With over sixty billion in aid to Africa, they might become an exporter. If the Government run health care passes there will be a demand for cheap caskets.

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Reset

Our President has gone to Russia to hit the reset button back to the Cold War. With the stimulus package being approved for shovel ready projects, to improve the infrastructure, to hold the unemployment at 8.5% not working. I would like to hit the reset button back ten months. France has spent 75% of their stimulus package to no avail, they have been forced to reduce taxes. It is bad when France provides leadership, in the past all they have been first at is surrender. Hopefully they will have a tremor that shortens the G8 before we can get involved with Global Cap and Tax. The only reset button we have is the one own the voting machine.

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RUSSIA

I was scared when I heard Obama was going to Russia to negotiate. The United States does not have a good track record negotiating, starting with the Yalta Conference. Compromising on the missile defense scared me the most. I heard Obama say he would help Russia with their economy, health care, and there environment, I breathed a sigh of relief. A missile defense may not be necessary.

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RESPONIBILITY

It is a shame that three hundred million people in a free country cannot control five hundred forty five politicians with our vote. When a politician spends millions of dollars for a two hundred thousand dollar job, use your head. I'm tired of being manipulated, talked down too, and played. It's time the politicians acted like they worked for me, instead of the other way around. From now own I will vote for a candidate because of his actions, and mute the sound when his or her lips are moving. All incumbents should be voted out, they have had a chance. Our country depends on us picking good leaders, it is our responsibility.

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CONTROL

The current administration is not increasing jobs, fixing the economy, or providing more and better health care. The biggest hoax is protecting the environment, the administration has suppressed reports that carbon dioxide is not increasing, and if anything it is decreasing. If the Cap and Trade passes it will cost every tax payer 3,000.00 dollars per year and shift jobs overseas where there is no regulation. Pay attention to results not what is said, use common sense.If Cap and Trade passes the Union Coal Miners can depend on two years work after coal powered power plants are shut down. Coal trains will be diverted to Mt. Rushmore.

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HOPE

Hickernut thinks the stock market will continue to increase until October. Money can be made on small caps, sell at thirty percent profit don't be greedy. Some stocks that Hickernut has been watching for about four weeks is VE, and GSAT. Titanium looks promising, and a new melanoma vaccine BiovarID. Invest the profits in gold every time it drops below nine hundred. By October people will realize that the people that caused this economic disaster, are the same ones that we have charged to fix it. Government Motors has no chance, the two things that caused there problems are now running the show. Hope is on the horizon in October a major experiment with fision will take place. This could replace all carbon fuels and solve our energy problems. The current plan for economic recovery, buying votes with tax payers money, will give the hopeless hope. This will keep the stock market strong for a short time, after that we will have interest rates increase higher than Jimmy Carter times. We could keep interest rates low by printing money, but this would cause hyper-inflation. We could escalate the war to spur the economy, but this may not be a good idea without a missile defense. Hope fision works.

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B O THE TERRIBLE

We now have fourteen Czars, that report only to the President. They have no oversight, and complete control of the agency's they oversee. This puts another layer of government on top of the inefficient layers we already have. The Car Czar has made me an owner of Government Motor's. This was a good deal for the administration, it will net three million votes at one and one half million per vote. This ownership will only cost me six thousand dollars, if all the Czar's can perform at that level change will surely come. ACORN is looking better, they can get a vote for a pack of cigarettes.

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SHOTGUN

The blacksmith shop was located next to the country store. Jake took the horse to the blacksmith shop to have it shod. While waiting he was talking to Brice about hunting. Brice told Jake about a shotgun he had, it has not been shot in some time. Jake said he might be interested in buying the gun. Brice went to the house and brought the shotgun to the blacksmith shop to show Jake. About that time Uncle Jared was coming to the store with a basket of eggs. Brice thought it would be funny if he shot just as Uncle Jared passed. Brice shot, Uncle Jared throwed eggs every direction. Brice didn't know a dirt dobber had built in the end of the barrel. The barrel exploded and the end looked like a flower blooming. Brice said, " It never done that before".

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RENAME GITMO

President Obama has said he will close Gitmo, congress will not approve money for closier until he picks the backyard. He could make Gitmo go away by renaming it like, The War on Terrorism, was changed to the Overseas Contingency Operation. I would suggest a few names, Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center for Underwater Studies; The George W. Bush Detention Center; The Terrorist Undisclosed Location; The Terrorist Holding Center; Seventy Two Virginians Allah's Reward; Paradise City; Camp Friendship and Peace; Democrat Memorial Politburo; Detainment Facility for Persons Involved in Man Caused Disasters; Camp Freedom; Barack H. Obama Terrorist Haven; Bay of Pigs Global War on Terror Detention Center; Prison for Non-Uniformed Enemy Combatants; Bay of Pigs Information Extraction Facility; The International Resort and Spa for Recovering Terrorist and Islamic Freedom Fighters; Or Pelosi Enhanced Truth Center. In the same stroke of the left handed pen he could change Mr. President to Dear Leader.

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Green Shoots

I put out a tobacco patch one year, and there was a lot of green shoots between the rows. They were sticker careless, it took about four years to rid the patch of them. The culprit was manure, it was free, and good for the plants. I found out the hard way manure contains a tremendous amount of weed seed, and the outside shell is dissolved in the stomach of the animal. This combined with the nutrients of the manure can be defastating to your crop. After hoeing, plowing, and applying a herbicide, I finally took control in two years, but the problem took four years to completely eradicate. The moral of this story is, even though the manure is free, it is filled with weed seed. You hoe what you sew.

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National Healthcare

National Health care should have a one year trial period. The new health care system should be implemented for Congress, the President, and all Federal employees. This would allow time to get the bugs out before the general public utilizes the program. The new National Health care can be funded with the profits from Amtrak and the United States Postal Service. The new health care system should be managed by the District of Columbia educational administration. After one year I'm sure the general public will be clamoring to get on board.

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BUZZARD EGGS

Papa was a heavy equipment operator and farmer. He cranked up the first dozer building Woods Reservoir. Granny worked on the farm, and loved to raise all kinds of foul. She had chickens, ducks, peacocks, and even Chinese chickens. One day at work Papa came across a nest of buzzard eggs. He thought it would be funny to get Granny to set the eggs. He told her they were duck eggs, and could set them under an old setting hen. About three weeks later Papa asked her if the ducks ever hatched. She said; Roy I had plenty of ducks, so I scrambled them and put the sandwiches in your lunch.

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OBAMACARE

The Ted Kennedy Health Care Reform and Water Safety Act, will exempt elected officials from Obamacare, if they are Democrat's. Doctors that have to study and train for twelve years, and continually update, will be managed by ACORN. Every citizen not exempted will be required to have Obamacare. Illegal Aliens can have free health care, this will boost our image with foreign country's. When ACORN completes the census and accesses a value to each person, affordable and accessible health care will be provided to all. When a value is determined health care will be provided up to and not to exceed that value. Always remember somewhere in Kenya a village is missing it's IDIOT.

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S. S. LOLIPOP

I read where one of our Navy Ships ran from two skiffs loaded with Somali Pirates. At first I couldn't believe our Navy would run away. Then I looked at the big picture, the skiffs were Chinese and were coated with lead paint. They couldn't be sunk in our pristine ocean without a EPA Super Fund cleanup. The Pirate body's would draw sharks to the shore, and mess up the surfing on the Somalia coast. The world would think we were bully's, shooting teenagers who were just having fun firing on a Navy Ship. I think everyone aboard the ship should receive a metal for there outstanding maneuvering under fire. The next time it's dry docked it should be painted pink and green with lead free paint so it wouldn't look so aggressive.

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WATERBOARDING

Nancy Pelosi and Sheila Jackson Lee, a pair of our best and brightest got special access to view Top Secret documents, concerning water boarding. Abu Zubaida was water boarded and finally broke after thirty five seconds. He told interrogators that he was recruited to vote by ACORN, but he had double crossed them and voted republican. Nancy Pelosi was upset that he voted republican. Sheila Jackson Lee was even more upset that he double crossed ACORN. Then they had a simultaneous MENSA moment, they would rename water boarding, Man Caused Underwater Extraction and let it continue.

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VETTING

During the presidential campaign I listened to the democrats rave that McCain didn't vett Governor Palin properly. The media sent droves of Enquirer type reporters, to dig up dirt. They were unable to find anything on her, so they started on her family. What they couldn't twist to sound bad, they made up. Who vetted our President, and Vice President? After the election who vetted the Cabinet? Where is the main stream media to insure the vetting was done properly? I thought the democrat vetting must have been outsourced to the Mafia, but they don't do anything Federal. Then I thought they might have used Moccasin Bend, but those people are crazy not stupid. Then it came to me, vetting doesn't apply to elected democrats. Vetting only effects people with morals and ethics.

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CYCLES

Every thing runs in cycles from our climate to our government. The average ice depth in Antartica is 1.63 meters, it is 1.87 meters this year, at that rate I will never see beach front property in Lynchburg. Our government was united by the attacks during 9-11, but they began to forget and slipped into a liberal cycle. Now that the election is over, and people are beginning to see and feel the result of their vote, the cycle is changing. The people that have been divided and conquered, are coming together at tea parties and the cycle will reverse. Good things come to those who wait, as long as you work hard while you wait.

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PIRATE

The Kenyan Pirate that learned mob tactics in Chicago, surrounds himself with Czar's (enforcers) that report only to him. The Pirate loans money that belongs to someone else, to banks and large corporations for control, with no intention of being repaid. The Pirate creates the potential for crisis, this will give him even more control. Pirates live large for a short time, they never have a happy ending.

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Freon

Our President signed a bill that would allow a citizen to sue the government for global warming. The government banned the use of freon, it was used to apply foam on the shuttle fuel tank. The new government approved process, without the use of freon failed to work as good. Foam came off the tank, dislodging the tiles on the shuttle, and seven brave astronauts were killed. With the government's help, the cure may be worse than the disease. I need a lawyer.

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Paradise

It was written in the Koran, that all nations which had not acknowledged the prophet were sinners, whom it was the right an duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every muslim who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to paradise. He said, also, that the man who was first to board a vessel had one slave over his share, and that when they sprang to the deck of the enemy's ship, every sailor held a dagger in each hand and a third in his mouth; which usually struck such terror into the foe that they cried out for quarter at once. (Wikipedia)

I acknowledge I am a sinner, and do not believe in slavery. Far be it for me to deny my eye-patched Somali brothers a trip to paradise. I stand by our guiding national policy," millions for defense, not one cent for tribute."

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Mannequin

Growing up on the river in the country I heard many tales around the potbellied stove at Hurdlow store and Marble Hill store. The crops were laid by, and some of the men would meet at the mouth of the creek, to put out trot lines. They would put out about four lines that had 75 to 100 hooks. These lines were tied across the river, and the two wooden boats would go down to Smith Island to dig mussels for bait. After the lines were baited, a kettle was placed over the fire to cook the fish. When it was about dark someone would break out the moonshine, and the tale's got started. Obb would tell about the time during the depression when a neighbors mule died, they asked him to haul it off. Obb got to thinking, a good cow hide would bring two dollars a mule hide was bound to be worth more. He got to skinning and it was more of a job than he figgered on. So Obb got three men to help, when the mule was half skent they tied a rock to the hide, and the dead mule to a barn pole. They hitched a team to the hide and pulled until they pulled the mule apart. After three more hours the mule was finally skint. Obb went to Hurdlow store to call the Winchester slaughter house to see what the hide was worth. The man at the slaughter house told him if he would bring the hide to Winchester he would give him thirty five cents. About the time he finished with his tale Lee pulled up. He went to the fire and asked them if they heard about the girl jumping off Awalt bridge. They hadn't, so Lee told them what he heard. As Lee was leaving he told them to be on the lookout for a body. Lee crossed the bridge cut his lights and parked his truck. He removed the mannequin that was hidden under a tarp on the back of his truck. About two hundred yards down stream he found the first trot line. After tying the mannequin about ten feet out on the line, Lee waited in the bushes. One river boat and a dim lantern started running the lines. Then Lee heard Simp at the top of his lungs, I FOUND HER!

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G 20

The apology tour was a success, Obama said he was sorry Bush was arrogant. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. He even told the President of Brazil he had a recessive gene for blue eyes. In Turkey they were told his father was a Muslim. After Obama departed, the G 19 meet and decided they would help the U.S. since we were so apologetic. They will stand together and fight when Hell freezes over, this will signal the end of Global Warming. France will take the first step by training the U.S. forces to attack the EPA. They will show an English sub-titled film on how they sunk the Green Peace boat.

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North Korea

They have done it now!! Secretary of State Clinton is going to tell the UN Security Council on them. Kim Jong ll was shaking when he said " Please don't throw me in the brier patch again". The rocket was a success, the two stages separated, that was all Iran needed to see. It will reach Israel with a nuclear warhead from Iran. Israel can take care of our light work until the next election. If they fail we should not worry, our president apologized to the French for being rude to them. They can help us surrender, the French have more experience in that area.

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Constitution

Obama tested the waters firing the GM CEO. Now he can turn his lap dog Geithner loose to fire, or threaten into submission anyone who opposes THE OBAMA PLAN. Obama will start with major banks, and large corporations, to gain public support. Then anyone that has taken government money, teachers, fireman, policeman, social security recipients, and even people that have received tax refunds. We should read the Constitution not have it spun to us.

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Americorp

The expansion of this program will make our government one of the largest employers in the world. With 250,000 young paid volunteers, it is a combination of the WPA ( we piddle around) created during the depression, and Hitler's Brown Shirts. There is a difference, Obama's youth have blue shirts.

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Government Motors

After the government controlled bankruptcy the government will get the initials G.M., for a meier seventeen billion dollars. The initials G.M. will now stand for Government Motors. The old cars had a body by Fisher, the new Obamamobile , Acorn will have a body by Pelosi. This car will be a hybrid, powered by wind and solar, with emergency pedals for cloudy and calm days. It will be painted green with lead free paint, and the Alpaca hair seats will be filled with soybean foam. This A.D.A. approved vehicle will have a permanent wheelchair ramp mounted on the trunk, for disabled hitchhikers. With two license plate holders, for national as well as the state plates. The new national plates will be photogenic, designed and made by Burnie Madoff. The Obamamobile, Acorn will come with a wonderful warranty, everything is covered, all that is required is three days of paperwork, and congressional approval. The front end has the Pelosi look, wide eyed with a permanent smile. The rear end was inspired by Barney Frank, this masculine look could lead any parade in California. G.M. President Obama will soon mandate every citizen making $250,000 or less to own one of these cars. Credit will be approved by Fannie May, no documentation or down payment required. The $250,000 price tag should not be a deterrent. If you purchase a car this week you will receive a gold plated acorn hood ornament, and a tarp.

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Tobacco Tax

President Obama signed the bill increasing tax on tobacco, to go into effect Wednesday. I thought increased taxes only affected people making $250,000 and up. I guess I misunderstood him numerous times. This tax will discourage tobacco use, and save tobacco users lives. Children's health care is funded by this tax. If our President is successful in eliminating tobacco use, children's health care would be underfunded. President Obama could be known as a baby killer! I forgot he is pro-choice never mind.

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Leadership Test

President Clinton gave China missile guideance technology, with the promise they would not use it for military purposes. Surprise surprise China lied, and their missile guideance was advanced twenty years. The Pakistani's, Iranian's, and now the North Korean's have this technology. Fortunately we have the technology and means to shoot down these SKUD type missiles, developed by Russia. We will know in a few days whether we have a leader like John F. Kennedy or Jimmy Carter.

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P.E.T.A.

People Eating Tasty Animals has started training kids about the evil circus. They want animals captured against their will shipped back to their country of origin. Abe Lincoln must have been one of the founders of PETA. Before he was elected President, he wanted slaves shipped back to Africa, to insure they would not be counted as people in the south.

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WORDS

Years ago Tarzan was The King of The Jungle, it was an unpleasant place. The transition started with the indoctrination of our children. Now millions of dollars are raised to protect our Rain Forrest, a sacred and pleasant place. A Swamp was a scary place, filled with alligators, snakes, and mosquitoes, now it is a Wetland to be preserved. Global Warming ran into a problem. The facts: The earth is going through a cooling cycle. Most of the Global Warming rallies are being snowed on, or froze out. The solution is simple change the name to Climate Change. The War on Terror is now over, it has been renamed Overseas Contingency Operations. They couldn't sell Toxic Assets so they were renamed Legacy Funds. If I had only realized the importance of words, maybe it would have not taken five semesters to pass two semesters of English. This name changing works so well, we can change Cap and Trade to Pay and Play. Enemy Combatants can be called Yellow Dog Democrats.


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THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST

A community organizer that went to Harvard, had government experience in Chicago, and Washington D.C. , nominated and appointed tax cheats, and left wing activist, to advise him, had experience necessary to put the country on the right track. Even with these elite qualifications, the best and brightest with their extensive knowledge of government corruption, couldn't protect, and promote the general welfare of the people. My hope has been dashed against the rocks, change is inevitable.

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AIG

The congressman that voted for the 90% tax on AIG bonus pay, should be remembered and voted out of office. The democrats put the loop-hole in that allowed the bonus money,and when they were caught they claimed to be outraged. The republicans were mad because they couldn't read or amend the stimilous bill before it passed. So they voted for the bonus tax, knowing it was unconstitutional. Giving the money back to the government is like sticking it up a wild hogs a**. The people that have been rewarded for failure, will spend the money more wisely than our government. Every law that is passed restricts freedom. If I made the rules two laws would have to be repealed before another is inacted.

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MAIZE

Indians first developed maize. This has been touted in our history books to be a great thing. Indians started eating corn and forgot how to hunt and fish. They knew nothing of nutrition, only to fill their bellies. This led to inactivity, malnutrition, and disease. Maize killed more Indians than the White Men. We are following the same path, and forgetting the importance of nutrition, and exercise. Filling our bellies with what food companies claim to be nutritious food. This is leading to inactivity, malnutrition, and disease. Shop around the outside isles at the grocery and get more exercise we know better.

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Journey

Everyone is focused on the declining economy, but the economic correction is not all bad. My grandparents, parents, and I have seen much worse economic times. These are times that bring our families, communities, and our nation closer together. We will be forced by the economic decline, to slow down. This will allow more time to devote to what really is important, the journey. The journey is looked upon as the good ole days, we should enjoy the journey and not waste that time worried about the economy. We cannot predict what will happen in the future so make everyday a part of your wonderful journey. Our next stimulus package could be garden seed.

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Ski Trip

About thirty years ago I had watched the Winter Olympic's and decided skiing looked like fun. The opportuntiy came about, to go to Gatlinburg on a ski trip. Even though I had never skied, how hard could it be. I got in line to rent my skis with a troop of Boy Scouts. If these 12yr. old boys could ski, how hard could it be. I picked out a pair of boots that fit, and they picked out the skis to match my height and weight. I rented them for the day, and paid them 2 dollars for insurance. Just outside I met a young man about my age, who said he was from Vermont. He said he had taught skiing, and would be glad to show me. We got on the chairlift, and I could hear the man with the Swiss accent say on the loud speaker, conditions were fine. The next opportunity to get off was the expert slope. On the way up, I was told to snow plow by turning my skis in, this would slow me down. We arrived at the top of the mountain, I jumped from the chair and immediately fell down. The people who followed knew I was a expert,when they had to manover to get off the chairlift. About the time I stood up, the guy from Vermont said, do it like this. That was the last I saw of him. I pointed my skis downward and started going fast immediately. Then I thought of what he told me SNOW PLOW. It had rained the night before, and then dropped to 20 degrees. There was only ice, and snow plowing only increased speed. I tried sticking the aluminum poles in the ice, but they just bent and folded. I only knew how to go straight and I was still gaining speed. My last resort was to lean back hit my butt and slide. The ice was like pavement, the new ski suit I purchased for this trip was wearing through fast. A couple hundred yards later I finally came to a stop. I had lost my tobagan, I saw it up the mountain, but I was not about to craul up and get it. Thankfully the skis were attached to my boots with cables. After much effort I was back up to repeat the controlled crash. Other skiers went across back and forth, all I could do was holler watch out. After numerous crashes the slope was not as steep, I was feeling good. Then their was a series of three jumps. The first surprised me, but I landed on my skis. Just below the third jump was a line of people, waiting to board the chairlift. I had to crash again, thank goodness I was close to the ski rental. The insurance was the best 2 dollars I ever spent. Their was only one buckle left on each boot, the poles were bent, and the skis looked like they were bushogged. The ride down the mountain with 50 skiers on the TRAM was quiet, until someone spotted the butt ground out of my ski suit to the meat. After a roar of laughter, I told them, the next time I wanted to have this much fun I would just jump off the motel balcony.

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Oil Price

Our problems with foreign countries increase and decrease with the price of oil, when the price goes up, China, Russia, Venezuala, and the Middle East gets cocky. When the price falls, they get quiet. We should base our defense budget on the price of oil. We should also strive to become energy independent. We should use our gas and oil, utilize more nuclear, wind, and solar energy. I've even seen coal burned in a Allison aircraft engine. A magnetic train across our nation powered by nuclear, wind, and solar energy would help our transportation and environmental needs, not one from Disneyland to Las Vegas.

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Terrorist

President Obama said today captured terrorist will not be referred to as enemy combatants. He is correct they vowed to destroy America, they shall be known as DEMOCRAT'S.

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Mexican Drug Cartel

The Mexican drug cartels have 90% US manufactured weapons. Most of the full automatic weapons the drug cartels have was, given to the Mexican military and police by the US government. The m-16 that was pointed at me was full automatic. Our boat was boarded off the coast of Mazatlan Mexico, by what I assumed was the Mexican Navy. With no idenification on the military looking boat or their person, they could have been pirates working for a drug cartel.
Having more restrictions on assult looking weapons will not solve the problem. The policies of our government is the problem. The solution would be to stop giving Mexico guns and build the fence. The estimated 39 billion dollars a year taken from the US may have something to do with the fence being delayed.

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SPRAY

The "SPRAY" was a sturdy vessel made from white oak and hard pine. It was gaff-rigged and had the unuasual ability to steer herself. Joshua Slocum was the first person to circumnavigate the world in this yacht single-handed. Slacum had many decisions to make, like rounding Cape Horn or sailing through the Straits of Magellan. The "SPRAY" had many more wonderful voyages. After refitting the "SPRAY" Slocum at age 63 set off south on a normal voyage. He and his boat disappeared without a trace and no wreckage was ever found.

The ocean never changes, sometimes it's the decisions or the refit.

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Vote for Money

The integrity of the mostly American citizens that vote, has been desensitized to vote for money instead of freedom.This will provide short term gradification for 95% of the population, but without freedom we will loose democracy and our money.

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Banks

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered".

THOMAS JEFFERSON 1802

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HOLBOX

It's time to get away: A few years back my wife and I decided to go on a vacation, she didn't know it was also an adventure. I rented this house from a friend, it was located on an island off the coast of the Yucatan. Some of the details I kept from her, thinking she might not go. There were a few details my friend kept from me. We landed in Cancun and a driver was waiting with a placard resembling my name. We loaded into a airconditioned Ford van and left the airport. We traveled about a mile to a Mexican Slum, where our bags were taken out of the nice van and transferred to a real Mexican taxi. This was a non-airconditioned Nissan with a straight shift, when the neighbors pushed the car off our adventure began. We traveled four hours too the end of the Yucatan. We arrived at the dock where the boat was supposed to be, to take us to the island. Thirty minutes later Beato arrived with the boat, a 24' Panga with a 70 hp Yamaha. He delivered us to the island where we walked, while a boy pedaled our luggage on a backward three wheeled bicycle. The island was small about 150 people, they lived in Palapa houses with dirt floors. The house we rented was nice, it was stucco with tile floors. It was located on the other side of the island, with a wonderful view of the water. There were not waves crashing because there was two miles of reef on that side of the island. We were hungary and there was a restaurant on the island. It was open air no doors even the town dog came and went as he pleased. They specalized in seafood because this was a fishing village. We had Spanish menus,
my Spanish wasn't good but I was sure my logic would prevail. I ordered the Mixto and Marie ordered Frito Grouper. I thought I ordered the captains platter, but instead it looked like cut bait, squid, octipus, and other items cut up with lime sprinkled over it. The cervasa was good.
I had a few to wash down the Mixto. Marie was more sucessful her grouper was fried whole, eyes and all, in lard that smelled like coconut. I found out later they fed their hogs coconut. The next morning we traveled to another island. This island had a fresh water cave, I tried to snorkle for the first time. After diving about twenty feet deep, I learned the importance of shaving your mustache. The seal broke and they said it looked like Shamu surfacing for air. The next day Marie and I were sitting on the beach, when a female looking like BO Deric with dark hair jogged
by topless. A minor detail I failed to mention. Since I was already caught looking, I said that's what I have been looking for, if she could only cook like Martha Stewart. I was told I was more like Mixto than the Captiains Platter. ( have to stop now Marie fell at school and broke her arm)

GE

NBC and MSNBC are owned by GE, if the news-casters help elect Obama, he passes Cap & Trade. Then GE makes in excess of 600 billion on windmills and solar panels. A news-caster could loose integrity every 30 seconds.

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Scandals

R. Allen Stanford was trusted by many people, He took eight billion from trusting people. Anyone with his own offshore bank in Antigua must be on the up and up. Bernie Madoff was trusted by many people, he took fifty billion from trusting people. He gets to stay in his penthouse for who knows how long. Our President is trusted by many people, he is in the process of taking trillions from trusting people. Will he be allowed to stay in the white house during the investigation?

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Charmin

Toilet paper is more of a hazard to the environment than SUV'S. The solution is organic corn cobs, in biodegradeable packages of three. There would be two reds and a white,the white to see if you need another red. This would work good where there is plenty of water, they are hard to flush. California may have to recycle, I am sure most of them won't mind.

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Slavery

It is ironic that our first Black President proposes to enslave our children and grandchildren with debt. With indentured servants there was a time limit, with share-croppers they could hope for
good weather. The Red States could secede in opposition to slavery. After secession the slaves
could be freed in the Blue States (like Abe Lincoln). This may be the Hope and Change.

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Pro Life

Pro Life is one of my core values, I cannot compromise. I suppose a compromise would be allowing only Registered Democrats to have abortions. Then I think of the devastation that would create in Prichard Alabama.

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Transparent Koolaid

The present administration is serving transparent Koolaid to the people.It is up to the Republicans to add a little color. I think 2000 flushes blue would be approprate.

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Cap $ Trade

Cap & Trade will not tax you if you make under 250,000, unless you pay a utility bill ,buy gas,
grocerys, or live on a farm. Unlike the Kioto Accord, we could pay our Government for Carbon
credits instead of France. When a US farmer gets a bill $5,000 for 50 head of beef cows farting,
just knowing its going to our government instead of France will make them feel wonderful.

Insider Tip: invest in BEANO
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Nations Welfare

Our Government is to provide for the common defense and promote the general welfare.
Cutting the defense budget to less than 3% of GNP,and raising taxes to stifel the economy
will make us vunerable and equally poor. We may get a compassionate Dictator, that is the
HOPE and CHANGE .

Hickernut

North Korea

Encourage the North Koreans to launch their missile, and shoot it down with our missle defense technology. This would be cheap practice, and demonstrate to the World what we can do. The North Koreans must have missed us shooting down the satelite by hitting it in the fuel tank.

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HICKERNUT LLC

As the head of HICKERNUT LLC and community organizer. I would like to apply for the stimulas money approprated by President Obama and the Democrat Congress. The organization would seek out people who do not pay their bills, and encourage them to refinance their house. While organizing these people they would be registered to vote Democrat, they would also sign a card and join a Union. This would insure a filibuster proof Democrat Congress. Barrock Hussein Obama could be President for life like Hugo Chavez. Remember when we rob Peter to pay Paul, Paul will always vote Democrat. I understand fifty million has been approprated for community organization, one billion should get us started. A numbered account will be provided when needed.

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