ALLEGEDLY

Our alleged President, is not convinced Umar Farouk Abdulmutallsb is a terrorist. Even though his father turned him in to authorities, he trained in Yemen, and had the same powder sewn in his underwear as the shoe bomber. All that is circumstantial, he might have been working on a cure for aids. Let's make him a citizen, and treat him as such, he could be the next Nobel Peace Prize recipient. The world would love us if we had two Peace Prize winners with dual citizenship.

HEAD NUT