Friday, September 11, 2009

EMBELLISHED DYSLEXIA

Years ago before this disorder was studied and understood, if you mentioned a persons name that had this disorder, in a country store you were required to buy everyone a Coke. Our President has this disorder, it is being studied by the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke (NINDS). Unfortunately due to National Health Care Reform all funding for further research has been used to pay for the plan. Our President has been put on a four year waiting list. Until then we can only speculate, he may have been dropped on his head as an infant in Kenya, or this could be a genetically predisposed condition only effecting politicians. Unless there is a miracle in 2010, and funding can be restored, we must use our math skills to understand our President, his statements must be reversed and divided by two to be understood.

HEAD NUT

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