Government Motors

After the government controlled bankruptcy the government will get the initials G.M., for a meier seventeen billion dollars. The initials G.M. will now stand for Government Motors. The old cars had a body by Fisher, the new Obamamobile , Acorn will have a body by Pelosi. This car will be a hybrid, powered by wind and solar, with emergency pedals for cloudy and calm days. It will be painted green with lead free paint, and the Alpaca hair seats will be filled with soybean foam. This A.D.A. approved vehicle will have a permanent wheelchair ramp mounted on the trunk, for disabled hitchhikers. With two license plate holders, for national as well as the state plates. The new national plates will be photogenic, designed and made by Burnie Madoff. The Obamamobile, Acorn will come with a wonderful warranty, everything is covered, all that is required is three days of paperwork, and congressional approval. The front end has the Pelosi look, wide eyed with a permanent smile. The rear end was inspired by Barney Frank, this masculine look could lead any parade in California. G.M. President Obama will soon mandate every citizen making $250,000 or less to own one of these cars. Credit will be approved by Fannie May, no documentation or down payment required. The $250,000 price tag should not be a deterrent. If you purchase a car this week you will receive a gold plated acorn hood ornament, and a tarp.

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