BUZZARD EGGS

Papa was a heavy equipment operator and farmer. He cranked up the first dozer building Woods Reservoir. Granny worked on the farm, and loved to raise all kinds of foul. She had chickens, ducks, peacocks, and even Chinese chickens. One day at work Papa came across a nest of buzzard eggs. He thought it would be funny to get Granny to set the eggs. He told her they were duck eggs, and could set them under an old setting hen. About three weeks later Papa asked her if the ducks ever hatched. She said; Roy I had plenty of ducks, so I scrambled them and put the sandwiches in your lunch.

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