RENAME GITMO

President Obama has said he will close Gitmo, congress will not approve money for closier until he picks the backyard. He could make Gitmo go away by renaming it like, The War on Terrorism, was changed to the Overseas Contingency Operation. I would suggest a few names, Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center for Underwater Studies; The George W. Bush Detention Center; The Terrorist Undisclosed Location; The Terrorist Holding Center; Seventy Two Virginians Allah's Reward; Paradise City; Camp Friendship and Peace; Democrat Memorial Politburo; Detainment Facility for Persons Involved in Man Caused Disasters; Camp Freedom; Barack H. Obama Terrorist Haven; Bay of Pigs Global War on Terror Detention Center; Prison for Non-Uniformed Enemy Combatants; Bay of Pigs Information Extraction Facility; The International Resort and Spa for Recovering Terrorist and Islamic Freedom Fighters; Or Pelosi Enhanced Truth Center. In the same stroke of the left handed pen he could change Mr. President to Dear Leader.

HEAD NUT