GRUNDY COUNTY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

A new international airport in Grundy County would solve all our terrorist problems. Metal detectors and image scanners would not be necessary. Hire local personnel for determining if passengers have business here. They would interview each passenger, and ask questions like; Who you kin too? You plan to stay after dark? Ackmed; Don't sound like you from around here! Them rattlers will determine if you really have religion. Them snakes make you wet your powder? NEXT

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