WATERBOARDING

Nancy Pelosi and Sheila Jackson Lee, a pair of our best and brightest got special access to view Top Secret documents, concerning water boarding. Abu Zubaida was water boarded and finally broke after thirty five seconds. He told interrogators that he was recruited to vote by ACORN, but he had double crossed them and voted republican. Nancy Pelosi was upset that he voted republican. Sheila Jackson Lee was even more upset that he double crossed ACORN. Then they had a simultaneous MENSA moment, they would rename water boarding, Man Caused Underwater Extraction and let it continue.

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