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Years ago Tarzan was The King of The Jungle, it was an unpleasant place. The transition started with the indoctrination of our children. Now millions of dollars are raised to protect our Rain Forrest, a sacred and pleasant place. A Swamp was a scary place, filled with alligators, snakes, and mosquitoes, now it is a Wetland to be preserved. Global Warming ran into a problem. The facts: The earth is going through a cooling cycle. Most of the Global Warming rallies are being snowed on, or froze out. The solution is simple change the name to Climate Change. The War on Terror is now over, it has been renamed Overseas Contingency Operations. They couldn't sell Toxic Assets so they were renamed Legacy Funds. If I had only realized the importance of words, maybe it would have not taken five semesters to pass two semesters of English. This name changing works so well, we can change Cap and Trade to Pay and Play. Enemy Combatants can be called Yellow Dog Democrats.


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