Chicken Catcher

I was watching America's Got Talent when I saw a chicken catcher, this reminded me of a chicken catcher I worked with. He was not as worldly as the one on television. He came from Cannon County, to Smyrna because his Paw in Law was going to shoot him on sight. He told us he didn't have a Church wedding, he got married in the back of the Western Auto Store. We learned a lot about chicken catchen, you put two lags tween each finger and come out with a coop full. This was a good paying job, a quarter a hunerd, but the monia would eat you up. The conversation around the break table turned to omelets. The chicken catcher said he heared of them, how do you catch them. I grinned and looked at Roy, I knew the tale was on. Roy told him you catch them in the creek, you shine a light until you see their eyes then use a flat piece of metal attached to a stick to flip them, they will float to the top. They are easy to catch then. The chicken catcher was excited he wanted to go next time we went.

The Cheetah was the fastest animal in Africa, it has been replaced by the Ethiopian Chicken. This change was brought about by African Presidents. We may need the chicken catching skill soon.

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