MR. NEET

I had a good friend in high school that had to shave three times a day if he had a date. He came to me during Ag shop and proposed a theory, if Neet worked on girls legs why wouldn't it work on my face. I told him I didn't know but there must be a reason. The next day he came to school, every pour was a red pimple with a black hair in it. I immediately knew what had happened, and began laughing. His older brother taught school, and was absent for three days. We had a football game that night, the chin strap was almost unbearable, so he covered his chin with a slick salve. This helped but every time he had a hard lick, his helmet fell off. One time his helmet flew off and the referee asked him what was wrong with his face, I answered you wouldn't believe it if I told you.

HEAD NUT