BUS

As the President's enemies get elected and are seated in the back of the bus, it will fill up, and the President will have to be strapped to the hood. The bus will look like a Pontiac with a hood ornament like that. The bus tires will have to be aired up to compensate for the ears on the ornament, and the weight of the enemies. I hope the bus does not run in the ditch, there are no shovels available to dig the bus out, and I could not stomach every new school, and road being named for the ornament.

HEAD NUT