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This election differed greatly from the previous one, Chris Matthews had a tingling sensation running down his left arm. Nancy Pelosi was crying, you couldn't see it because her tear ducts are behind her ear lobes. Charlie Rangal wants the Lame Duck ethics committee to deal with his case before the Republicans take over. The President will appoint his dispensable pawns, as Czars and regulators. After Charlie is pardoned he can be Swamp Czar.

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