NORTH KOREA

If we continue to treat North Korea, with the same diplomatic skills that we used at Yemen after the bombing of the USS Cole, the same result should be expected. China, Russia, and most Middle Eastern countries are not our friends. Selling our debt to our enemies is like dealing with loan sharks, it never ends well.

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STAR WARS

The United States has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt we cannot negotiate. The U.N. is against most of what we propose, and is powerless to enforce what little they do agree with. I propose we set up missile defense stations in countries that are our allies, and provide our own energy. This would protect us and our allies, the nuclear threat would be diminished, and our enemies would not have the funds to harm us.

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The Benchmark at the wooden boat show

This is a helicopter transmission test stand at Pac's River

This was moved from England and reassembled in Mississippi to test Rolls Royce aircraft turbines

Al Gore gave his global warming speech to England that day

This is Obama's oil spill inspection suit

Scottish Highland cattle at Loch Lomond

This is at Inverary and goes to the sea

This is where Mary Queen of Scotts hid while they attempted to kill her second husband

This is in Inverary Scottland

Stonehenge is a wonder

This is a 25' Spritzel rigged wooden sailboat, I was a movable ballast.

DRIVING MISS SARAH

I can't help but smile thinking about the Republicans sitting in the back of the limousine, with President Obama driving. Opening and closing the doors, holding the umbrella, and asking; where to next. President Obama is still driving, but he will be getting his orders from the back.

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HISPANIC REPUBLICANS

If the majority of Hispanics voted Republican, there wouldn't be enough buses in the United States to haul the illegal Mexicans back to the border. A fence with land mines would be constructed immediately. If the Democrat's would stop micro-managing the voters with legislation, America could once again thrive. Our government farms voters, fertilizing them with non-nutritious food, paying them to raise more Democrat's, and the obesity the government causes, only increases there dependency. Politician's should represent the people of their district, not manipulate them for votes. Politician's should always be on probation, compromise violates that probation.

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MID-TERM

This election differed greatly from the previous one, Chris Matthews had a tingling sensation running down his left arm. Nancy Pelosi was crying, you couldn't see it because her tear ducts are behind her ear lobes. Charlie Rangal wants the Lame Duck ethics committee to deal with his case before the Republicans take over. The President will appoint his dispensable pawns, as Czars and regulators. After Charlie is pardoned he can be Swamp Czar.

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BUS

As the President's enemies get elected and are seated in the back of the bus, it will fill up, and the President will have to be strapped to the hood. The bus will look like a Pontiac with a hood ornament like that. The bus tires will have to be aired up to compensate for the ears on the ornament, and the weight of the enemies. I hope the bus does not run in the ditch, there are no shovels available to dig the bus out, and I could not stomach every new school, and road being named for the ornament.

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MR. NEET

I had a good friend in high school that had to shave three times a day if he had a date. He came to me during Ag shop and proposed a theory, if Neet worked on girls legs why wouldn't it work on my face. I told him I didn't know but there must be a reason. The next day he came to school, every pour was a red pimple with a black hair in it. I immediately knew what had happened, and began laughing. His older brother taught school, and was absent for three days. We had a football game that night, the chin strap was almost unbearable, so he covered his chin with a slick salve. This helped but every time he had a hard lick, his helmet fell off. One time his helmet flew off and the referee asked him what was wrong with his face, I answered you wouldn't believe it if I told you.

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