EARTHQUAKE

Haiti was devastated by the earthquake, the world will stop hating us for a few weeks as we take the lead in the relief of that island nation. We have already felt a tremor, but if Scott Brown beats

Martha Coakley, there will be a major earthquake in Massachusetts Tuesday. Majority leader Harry Reid convinced the Republican candidate to change his middle name " Scott Lite Brown". This may be what it takes to put him over the top. The quake could be felt nationwide.

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