CLASS

We have allowed ourselves to be divided into elite, middle,and lower class people. We are Americans, and should be united not divided for political reasons. Even though these divisions exist we are free to determine which category we fall, it is not the Government's place to determine that division. We are a Christian nation founded on the word of God, and the Government should not impose a certain religion on it's people. We are Americans not hyphenated anything, we should not allow ourselves to be divided and subdivided into categories for political reasons. One nation under God, with liberty and justice for all. United we stand divided we fall. These proclamations still hold true, remember this when you vote.

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TRUCKS

Hickernut would like to offer some advice for Liberal Progressives in the mid-term elections. Campaign in a truck; Hickernut just happens to have two perfect pickups. One is a Chevrolet with over 260,000 miles, and if you are in real trouble Hickernut has a Dodge with 370,000 miles. Hickernut would be willing to trade the Chevrolet for a VW 2010 Touareg TDI, and the Dodge for a BMW X5 35D. Hickernut is not asking for boot, because this will only increase votes and in no way insures a win. To win you have to actually drive the truck.

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EARTHQUAKE

Haiti was devastated by the earthquake, the world will stop hating us for a few weeks as we take the lead in the relief of that island nation. We have already felt a tremor, but if Scott Brown beats

Martha Coakley, there will be a major earthquake in Massachusetts Tuesday. Majority leader Harry Reid convinced the Republican candidate to change his middle name " Scott Lite Brown". This may be what it takes to put him over the top. The quake could be felt nationwide.

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BLUE RIBBON COMMISSION

The Blue Ribbon Hickernut Commission has concluded, all terrorist acts that have been perpetrated against domestic and non-domestic civilians and military personnel, have been committed by Muslims. Though all Muslims are not terrorist , they do not police themselves. So for the protection of all the people, Muslims must be profiled. It is the further conclusion of the commission that, all males arriving at an airport with dark hair, especially with a beard will be searched unless they arrived in a horse drawn buggy. A large bowl of pork rhines will be offered when first arriving at the airport. Anyone eating pork rhines will be routed to the plane, others will be screened further. If you have a towel on your head you will be subjected to the Deliverance cavity search. These recommendations will make our skies safer, and not only speed up screening, but will cost millions less money.

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UNIONS

I belonged to the Operating Engineers Union when I ran a concrete pump. I had just finished pouring a parking garage floor at the hospital in Huntsville Alabama. The pump was cleaned by five PM and I drove it to Metropolis Illinois. I was meet at the gate, and told a Teamster would park my pump truck. I could wait in the office while they attempted to find someone local that could run the pump. This baffled me, I thought we were one big happy family. Finding no one local qualified to run the pump I was allowed to operate the concrete pump. The Teamster had parked it wrong so I moved the pump. The Teamster Stewart ask me, what I thought I was doing? I apologized, I was not aware it took multiple attempts for a Teamster to park a rig. I started putting the pipes together and the Pipe Fitters Stewart said his men would do that. I put the snap clamps away and gave them the bolt on clamps, and a Crescent wrench. The first concrete trucks arrived, and I directed one back to the pump. The Labor Stewart came over and asked me what I thought I was doing? He told me we had laborers for that. In a few minutes a beer can from the concrete truck was on the screen, so I took a shovel and racked it off. The Labor Stewart came back with another laborer for that, and told me to keep my hands on the levers. Stafford was running another pump on the other side of the silo, and was having similar problems with Union Stewart's. It was hot and he blew a hydraulic hose under his pump, knowing he had only a few minutes before the concrete set up, he crawled under the pump in the sand and hot oil to replace the hose. The Operation Engineer Stewart drove up in a cherry picker crane, and asked Stafford what he thought he was doing? Stafford replied changing the hose before the concrete sets up. The Stewart said, we have mechanics for that, and ran over Stafford's tool box with the crane. Stafford being from Jackson County Tennessee, promptly went to his car and got his sawed off shotgun. Stafford stuck the shotgun in the Stewart's face and told him he was buying him a new tool box. The job superintendent rushed over and said he would buy everyone a tool box if he would put the gun away. After that Stafford got a new tool box, and we had know more problems with the Unions in Illinois.

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