DOUBLE DOWN

The Democrat's have created the CLIFF, the President is like Brier Rabbit " please don't throw me off". Once a crisis has been created, and the President doubles down for a double dip, the government will come to the rescue. We will give up our freedom and the Government will have complete control. This will fulfill the President's legacy, and do to the U.S. what Kenya did to the British in 1963.

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LUNCH BREAK

Many years ago when I worked at the Distillery, we had a problem at the maintenance shop with line mechanics from North Bottling coming into our shop five minutes before lunch and occupying all the places to sit. We fussed for a few weeks, then Mr. Neely came up with a solution. We got two large copper nails used to repair wooden vats, and located an igniter for the boiler. This igniter was much more powerful than an electric fencer, it would jump a spark at least one half inch. The nails were driven into the double  bench,  the work bench, where four sat on the a metal border, was also wired. These were wired to the igniter, and the igniter was placed on the welding bench behind the curtain.When we came in for lunch all the places we taken. Mr. Neely went behind the curtain, and lunch boxes and hats flew. After much cursing and laughter the benches were cleared and we never had the problem again. For years I looked under the bench for wires.

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REMOVING GOD

" Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." JOHN ADAMS

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OBAMA BEER

President Obama has many similarities with Jimmy Carter, they both have beer. Obama Beer and Billy Beer, President Obama has a secret ingredient, and Billy Beer is best kept secret. The secret ingredient could be in the college papers that have been sealed by President Obama. Or the birth certificate, most Kenyan's use a seed pod from a Sausage Tree to start fermentation. They both produced high unemployment rates, one with regulation, and the other with high interest rates. There negotiations with Iran are almost identical. Our National debt has surpassed the gross national product for the first time. We are fortunate there are some difference in the interest rate, our interest is only ten billion dollars per day. Maybe the term they serve as President will be similar.

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UNDOCUMENTED

To register a pure breed dog takes more documentation than to be president. An undocumented person can vote, get reduced tuition for college, get free health care, receive money from the government, and they are exempt from proof of insurance. Only citizens are required to have insurance. An undocumented person could come into the United States have a baby, go back home with the baby, the child now 27 could come back to the United States live 14 years and become President of the United States. Our Constitution provides qualifications that are presently being ignored, such as " Natural Born". Except for the first few Presidents, all presidents must have parents that are United States citizens. The purpose of this requirement, according to John Jay was to keep out foreign influence. It is important to elect a  president that appoints Supreme Court Justices that interpret the law rather than make it.

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CARRY PERMIT

Most States have a concealed carry permit for guns, Tennessee has a carry permit. One of the questions on the application is," can you make a knowledgeable and prudent decision". This would eliminate anyone that voted for our Campaigner and Chief. The States that have the most restrictive gun laws have the highest crime rate. If guns kill how does anyone get out of a gun-show alive. When there is a mass shooting it is always in a place that restricts guns. I've never heard of a mass shooting at a gun-show. My conclusion is regulation is bad.

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AUTOMATIC

In the seventies I worked making dumpsters. One day William came in two hours late with his head down muttering something about his wife. Being concerned I asked if everything was alright. William told me his wife had a new Chevy Nova and ran the battery down. Not having any jumper cables, he explained the Nova was an automatic and car would have to be going thirty miles an hour to start. He would drive the Nova and she could push him with the fifty-seven Chevy. He looked in the mirror, and here she came at thirty miles per hour.

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SUPREME COURT

The Supreme Court ruled Obamacare would tax the middle-class. Our President lied to us again. Do you wan't to see my shocked face?

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FAST AND FURIOUS

Attorney General Eric Holder refused to release documents subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee. President Obama declared the documents covered by Executive Privilege.The Fast and Furious way the House Oversight Committee can read the documents, is to declare them Top Secret and read them in the newspaper the next day.

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SECRET SERVICE

It has been widely reported that our Secret Service Agents have been misbehaving in foreign country's. One of our former leaders, has stepped up and is going to investigate this problem. President Bill Clinton has once again agreed to service our country, by personally getting to the bottom of this. He will join the Secret Service and go undercover. This investigation may take a long time.

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CORN

There is a record amount of corn planted this year. This is partly due to the Government requiring alcohol to be added to gasoline. It takes 3.9 gallons of diesel to produce 1 gallon of alcohol, not to mention the acres of land used to produce alcohol, that could be used for food production. This will be another failure of our Government. Until you see EXXON printed on a combine it is not feasible.

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COTTON STATES

This is a small portion of the Confederates, just as many Federals, over 6,000 were registered. There was over 100 cannon and it was noisy. When the muskets went off it sounded like sheets ripping. This was the 150th anniversary of the battle of Shiloh, the Yankees called it Pittsburg landing. The war of Northern Aggression could have ended here if the Confederate General would have listened to Nathan Bedford Forrest and moved another 200 yds. If wishes were horses, dreamers would fly.

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SHILOH

I protected the camp and food
 

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN

Our current President, may have been born in the United States. His mother was an American citizen, but his father was a national from Kenya. Does this make him a Natural Born Citizen? The fourteenth amendment requires that a President must be. The founders of this Country were concerned that foreign influence might destroy what they had fought for, that's why the Natural Born Citizen was included as a requirement. This is also the reason we have an electoral college. The Supreme Court has never ruled on what is meant by Natural Born Citizen. A Georgia judge recently passed wind on placing President Obama on the Georgia ballot. He determined his name could be placed on the ballot, because anyone born in the United States was a citizen. The framers of the Constitution could have saved some ink and just wrote citizen. I guess an iliegial alien could sneak across the border spend one day, have a baby, go back to her homeland, and as long as he or she resided in the United States fourteen years, and was thirty-five could be President.

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INSIDER TRADING

The Congress will once again appear to regulate itself, with policy that garners votes, but with enough loopholes  to use the information of the office for personal gain. The legislation proposed will only address stocks, not real estate and other ways politicians make money knowing information before the public. How else can a politician spend millions to acquire a position paying thousands. Are most of the politicians that patriotic? I think not.

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BICYCLE

Bike's have changed over the years, this one has shocks, air controlled seat height, and tubeless tires. All it needs is a motor.

REID MY LIPS

Without the checks and balances of our Constitution, we have a Dictator, or a King controlling our Nation. Our present leader from behind is counting on the ignorance of the majority, fostered by the main stream media, and the complacency of our elected officials. If you went back fifty years to a country store, and mentioned our Dear Leader from behind. Would you have to buy everyone a Coke?

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