STATS

Recently I discovered the stats on my blog, fourteen countries have viewed my writings. I was first excited, then worried, all the countries were not friends with the United States. I may be in danger of being radicalized! To prevent this from happening I will continue to eat pork BBQ, it's like garlic to vampires. Even if they try tempting me with seventy-two virgins with fishing boats, I will not be radicalized. Is the fishing better at Gitmo or Chicago? Time for another BBQ sandwich.

HEAD NUT