OUR SON

After the United States delayed action against Libya for eight days. Muammar Qaddafi wrote" To our son, his excellency, Mr Barack Hussein Obama". If the United States attacks Libya you will always be our son. When our President get's back from spring break in Rio I expect him to write back. Come pitch your tent in Chicago, where you will be protected as well as the New Black Panthers. In return for this protection you can teach me how to retain power for forty years. I can also make you a Czar of finance, don't forget to bring your money. Sincerely your left handed, pork eating, half caucasian son, Barack Hussein Obama.

HEAD NUT