STARS

The stars are almost aligned, the President has the executive,legislative,and judiciary stars under control. The only star out of alignment is the people. Our Constitution mandates that the stars shine on one another, this forbids alignment. If the stars align it will be near midnight. Our Country's survival depends on a total eclipse. Loose the Government tit, and vote out all the incumbents.

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Chicken Catcher

I was watching America's Got Talent when I saw a chicken catcher, this reminded me of a chicken catcher I worked with. He was not as worldly as the one on television. He came from Cannon County, to Smyrna because his Paw in Law was going to shoot him on sight. He told us he didn't have a Church wedding, he got married in the back of the Western Auto Store. We learned a lot about chicken catchen, you put two lags tween each finger and come out with a coop full. This was a good paying job, a quarter a hunerd, but the monia would eat you up. The conversation around the break table turned to omelets. The chicken catcher said he heared of them, how do you catch them. I grinned and looked at Roy, I knew the tale was on. Roy told him you catch them in the creek, you shine a light until you see their eyes then use a flat piece of metal attached to a stick to flip them, they will float to the top. They are easy to catch then. The chicken catcher was excited he wanted to go next time we went.

The Cheetah was the fastest animal in Africa, it has been replaced by the Ethiopian Chicken. This change was brought about by African Presidents. We may need the chicken catching skill soon.

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BUMPER STICKER

The Obama bumper stickers must be biodegradable, or the acid rain is dissolving them. They seem to be disappearing fast, could it be that most of his supporters drove clunkers? The Chinese may have made the stickers and used baby formula for glue. I did see one car with an Obama bumper sticker, it had a Grundy County tag, the car was most likely stolen. They don't make bumper stickers like they use to, I sill have one U.S.A. made bumper sticker that says VOTE KENNEDY a blond in every pond.

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OBAMACARE

I figured out how the new plan would work. President Obama went to Africa and promised their economy would improve, depended on them stepping up and contributing. With forty six million new participants our country will be short on doctors. The names the White House has compiled during the fishy information request will be used, if they need medical attention. The name of the person will be mailed USPS to Africa, the name will be chanted and blown smoke over until there is a savings for the health plan. The Witch Doctors will be mailed a check for a portion of the savings. This would help the African economy, and make Obamacare work.

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HISTORY

Before income tax the Republicans ran the country, they were primarily located in the North East. All the Federal money was from tariffs of exports, mostly cotton. Eighty five percent of the Federal money was derived from the South. The congress was controlled by the North East, only ten percent of the money came back to the South, the majority of the money was used for the North Eastern infrastructure. Even though the States got their money from property tax, Slaves were property and accounted for about half the Southern States total income. Eli Whitney had invented the cotton gin, Slaves could become Share Croppers and they could be freed. The Slaves being free would cause them to be counted as people and give the South more seats in congress. A larger share of the Federal money could be directed to the South, to compensate the States for their lost property tax money. This was nullified by counting Slaves as 3/5 of a person. This formula would keep the North East in control of Congress. ACORN will count the undocumented in the country. Can HICKERNUT count the Chinese at 3/5 ? This would avoid another war.

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THE RECESSION IS OVER

The recession is over, very little of the stimulus money has been spent, give the remainder to the taxpayer's. The money being paid back from the banks and institutions to large to fail should be given back to the taxpayer's . The problems with health insurance can be resolved, and Medicare can be made viable by adding one month per year to the start date. Government should provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and get out of the way.

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ACTOR

Our president Berry Soetoro, stage name Barack Hussein Obama is a good actor. That is why Hollywood loves him, and the major networks keep him on the screen. The polls write the script, the truth does not have any effect on what is written. The actor recites the words with a smile and makes the audience believe. Ronald Reagan was also a good actor, he could deliver a speech, and his smile made the audience believe. The difference is Ronald Reagan was concerned about the people, and America. Barack Hussein Obama is only concerned with himself.

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DIVIDE AND CONQUER

President Obama is smart, he has already planted the seeds and started the manipulation. He will polarize Americans, and pit one group against the other. He will create racial problems when none exist, have the old against the young, create outrage and call it extremism. Then he will be "forced" to use the military to bring the country under control. Guns will be outlawed, states rites will be suspended, our constitution will be nullified, and elections will be a sham, company's will be nationalized. Our permanent leader will be approved by Rev. Wright. Americans should not fall into this trap, unite and speak with one voice let common sense prevail, don't let your emotions rule. If my blog gets reported to the White House I may be exiled to an exotic island, and forced to ride on a golf cart during the day. Please don't throw me in the brier patch.

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FISHY

Obama has directed that his " Blue Shirts" report the EMAIL addresses of any fishy posts that disagree with his talking points. This violates the First Amendment, that was no doubt learned in Chicago. This provides intimidation, but most importantly creates a enemy list too be used in the near future. Hitler did the same thing with his " Brown Shirts" they even reported there parents. Hitler had control of his own automobile company, he mandated " The Peoples Car" it saved petroleum. Hitler was elected during bad economic times, and promised change. He hated the rich Jew's and had them killed. Obama is different in that respect, he doesn't discriminate. Nancy Pelosi accused the people that voiced there concerns about Government Controlled Health Care, as being Nazi sympathisers.I beg to differ.

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LET ME BE CLEAR

The Federal Government can only do one thing well; Waste tax payers money. Tax money for clunkers is one example, people wouldn't drive clunkers if they could afford a new car. The Government is encouraging people to go in debt, and it will turn out just like housing. The one billion appropriated lasted four days, this money was estimated to last one month. These are the same people that are estimating the cost of the Health Care Reform Bill. At that rate the cost would be at least eight trillion dollars. This is a lot of money to stand in line, decrease health care, and research. The only money saved will be increasing the death rate.

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Government Plantation

Our country has two classes of people, the Capitalist and the Government Socialist. The Capitalist create wealth and jobs, the Government Socialist do whatever is expected to stay on the Government Plantation. The Government Socialist have been gaining from F.D.R. until now. The banks, and automakers are eager to join the plantation. When everyone is on the Plantation, the Czars will become Foreman and the whipping will begin.

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