OIL LEAK

I have waited long enough, BP and Obama cannot stop the oil so I guess I will tell them how. The Navy demolition team can determine the charge necessary to sever the pipe and drill steel, at the first leak past the Cameron type TL blowout preventer. The charge will be placed by submerged robotic device and then detonated. When the pipe is severed another charge well be placed on the side of the pipe and when it is detonated it will bend the pipe over, like bending a straw. With the oil stopped, and the seafood industry devastated for years, the people can feel the importance of the seafood industry, and the cost of imported oil. The oil industry has plenty of regulation, but like our border regulations they are not enforced.

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TROLL

There was a woman who had a son that was down syndrome in his twenty's. He was capable of staying alone, she worked nearby, and was only a phone call away. She was at work when the phone rang; Mama come home I've caught a Troll. Thinking he was watching television dismissed the call, by telling him she would see it when she got home. The phone rang a few minutes later; Mama come home now, I've caught a Troll. She told her boss she had to check on things with her son, and went immediately home. Upon arriving she discovered the closet door locked, with a chair propped against the door knob. There were screams for help and beating on the door. When she opened the door, she discovered a very mad Jehovah's Witness midget. The judge dropped all the charges.

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CONFUSED

Our geek-in-chief does not know how to use a iPod, but gives one to the Queen. The President told the University of Virginia student's that gadgets and gizmo's are putting pressure on our country and democracy, but couldn't give up his Blackberry when elected. Eric Holder mirandized the crotch bomber when arrested, that wasn't even a citizen of the United States. When an American citizen was arrested for the Time Square bombing, he wants to change the Law, and exclude suspected terrorist. I feel like the Gay White Supremacist from the mountain. I don't know whether to shave my head or pull my tooth.

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ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW

I was perplexed why President Obama was against the new Arizona Immigration Law. It is obvious he does not agree with states rites, and all Americans should be hyphenated, so they could be divided and controlled easily. The real danger he fears is that this legislation may spread to other states. This would adversely effect his campaign for president, any state passing this law would be obligated to check his citizenship.

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REAR VIEW TRANSPARENCY

Now that the Obamacare bill has passed, with the new rear view mirror transparency, we can begin to read and understand the implications of this legislation. Medical doctors can be forced into military service by the President. The President can activate State National Guard anytime without the Governors permission, even bringing Guardsmen from retirement. So much for States rites. This bill should cure people with low blood pressure, the majority of people should visit the end of life councilor's. They will be the ones with blue shirts with a big acorn in the middle.

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ELECTION

Metro Lynchburg Moore County sounds large but is one of the smallest county's in Tennessee. We do not have a primary for local candidates, it's just the Church of Christ against the Baptist. In years past when there was a State and Federal primary, if their were two Republican votes cast, it triggered an immediate investigation, someone voted twice. Since then we have become dependant on the government to take care of us. The government controls our money, and our health, we can look to Greece and Spain at our future. When a politician spends millions to win a seat that supposedly pays thousands, one of us is stupid. We should vote all incumbents out of office and replace them with people that have our same values, and will limit there own terms in office. We should vote before it becomes the Muslims against the Infidels.

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STIMULUS

We have all heard the term, to many Chiefs and not enough Indians, though politically incorrect this describes what our current stimulus plan is doing. The country has to many government personnel, and not enough American worker's. The government unemployment rate is 3% while the construction unemployment rate is 25%. It makes me wonder, if the stimulus money was appropriated for shovel ready projects. What is the government shoveling?

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