TROLL

There was a woman who had a son that was down syndrome in his twenty's. He was capable of staying alone, she worked nearby, and was only a phone call away. She was at work when the phone rang; Mama come home I've caught a Troll. Thinking he was watching television dismissed the call, by telling him she would see it when she got home. The phone rang a few minutes later; Mama come home now, I've caught a Troll. She told her boss she had to check on things with her son, and went immediately home. Upon arriving she discovered the closet door locked, with a chair propped against the door knob. There were screams for help and beating on the door. When she opened the door, she discovered a very mad Jehovah's Witness midget. The judge dropped all the charges.

HEAD NUT