Research Vehicle

We traveled across many shovel ready roads in search of the birth certificate, all we found was wild animals.

Great Rift Valley

This was at the Great Rift Valley

These Kenyans knew Obama was from there but his birth certificate was not found.

Kilaguni

After two days of looking we left Amboseli, and traveled by shovel ready road to Kilaguni with our guide Fred, and our armed guard Richard with his AK-47. It was important to have a armed guard to avoid redistribution of wealth. We traveled by convoy, with every other vehicle having a armed guard. We finally got to Kilaguni Serena Safari Lodge, it was nice, and they had a water hole behind the lodge where we saw many animals. We searched two days there, but still no birth certificate.

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KENYA

My research team and I just returned from Kenya, in search for Obama's birth certificate. We landed in Nairobi, the Kenyan people were proud of Obama and claimed him as there own. We were told his grandmother lived in Nyanza Province, Kogelo District, Siaya County, and that made him a member of the LOU tribe.We left Nairobi and went to Amboseli Serena Safari lodge, we visited a Maasai village, we knew we were on the right trail for his birth certificate when we traveled so many shovel ready roads. The tribe danced, jumped up and down, made fire with a stick, and lived in dung huts. They were ahead of us, they had already experienced the hope and change we were promised. From there we traveled on in search of the birth certificate.

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SMALLER GOVERNMENT

I have a few suggestions for solving our debt crisis. Eliminate on the Federal level, The Department of Education, The Department of Energy, The Department of Transportation, The Department of Interior, The Department of Agriculture, The Department of Commerce, and the EPA, ATFE, along with other Departments and agencies that have been ineffective and a detriment to our Country. Have a consumption tax to fund what is required by our Constitution.

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ROLLER SKATES

When I was young, my uncle gave my brother and I skates his daughters had out grown. They were skates that came from Sears and Robuck, J.C. Higgins. These skates clamped on your shoes with a key, in our case boots. Sometime we would have to move the hog rings over to get the skates to fit. The only place we could find to skate was the grainery beside the milk barn. It had a hardwood floor, when we moved the sacks of feed against the wall we had a 10'x12' skating rink. We were not the best skater's in Tennessee, but we were the best in Hurdlow.

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EAT YOUR PEAS

Eating our peas, as our President said would be good for the Country. This is unfortunately campaign talk and is not backed with a specific proposal. Our President, and other Democrats want us to eat watermelon that is mostly sugar- water.