TAR BABY

Brer Obama was walking on the beach looking at tar baby's, pondering how he could have Acorn register them to vote. Brer Public thought the tar baby's would be his ruin, but they were wrong. Brer Obama said you can do anything to me but please don't throw me in the marsh. Brer Public thought this would be the end of him, but they were wrong. The next time Brer Obama was heard from he was in Washington D.C. He was laughing at Brer Public, he criminalized the tar baby producers. This made his lawyer friends happy they got 40%. The litigation would take eight years, since this is an emergency the tar baby's would be transported by barge at government expense at a million gallons per day. This would make the tar baby producers happy. Brer Obama could use this crisis to pass his cap and tax, increase regulation, and raise oil prices to make green energy more palatable.

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