SPIES

The eleven Russian spies that were arrested in the U.S., for stealing our economic plans, were also passing along information on health care, defense, energy, and how to cap an oil well. If deported to Russia they will be immediately shot as double agents.

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HOSTAGES

When President Obama uses crisis that he created to circumvent the constitution, we are all held hostage. Appointing incompetent people to oversee energy regulation's created an emergency. Not building a fence and protecting our borders is creating another emergency. Spending money, increasing our National debt will cause another crisis. He will continue to create or allow many more emergency's to happen, so he can change our freedom into his progressive way of control. Anyone who opposes him will be introduced too Chicago politics. The American people are like the Jimmy Carter hostages of the late seventy's, some will be released in 2010, but all will not be released until a new President is elected in 2012.

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TAR CZAR

If appointed Tar Czar I would have the leaking oil well confiscated from BP, and the oil captured and sold to fund the cleanup and provide money for the affected people. BP would not be allowed to drill or operate in US waters. All existing BP wells in US waters would be given to the nearest state. BP, TransOcean, and Halliburton should be fined $75 million each with no further criminal law suites. Shallow water wells would be encouraged, along with nuclear energy. This would make the US independent of foreign energy and lesson the probability of being attacked by foreign countries. Our economy would improve with cheap energy, and our enemy's would not have the funds to attack.

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TAR BABY

Brer Obama was walking on the beach looking at tar baby's, pondering how he could have Acorn register them to vote. Brer Public thought the tar baby's would be his ruin, but they were wrong. Brer Obama said you can do anything to me but please don't throw me in the marsh. Brer Public thought this would be the end of him, but they were wrong. The next time Brer Obama was heard from he was in Washington D.C. He was laughing at Brer Public, he criminalized the tar baby producers. This made his lawyer friends happy they got 40%. The litigation would take eight years, since this is an emergency the tar baby's would be transported by barge at government expense at a million gallons per day. This would make the tar baby producers happy. Brer Obama could use this crisis to pass his cap and tax, increase regulation, and raise oil prices to make green energy more palatable.

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