OIL LEAK

I have waited long enough, BP and Obama cannot stop the oil so I guess I will tell them how. The Navy demolition team can determine the charge necessary to sever the pipe and drill steel, at the first leak past the Cameron type TL blowout preventer. The charge will be placed by submerged robotic device and then detonated. When the pipe is severed another charge well be placed on the side of the pipe and when it is detonated it will bend the pipe over, like bending a straw. With the oil stopped, and the seafood industry devastated for years, the people can feel the importance of the seafood industry, and the cost of imported oil. The oil industry has plenty of regulation, but like our border regulations they are not enforced.

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TROLL

There was a woman who had a son that was down syndrome in his twenty's. He was capable of staying alone, she worked nearby, and was only a phone call away. She was at work when the phone rang; Mama come home I've caught a Troll. Thinking he was watching television dismissed the call, by telling him she would see it when she got home. The phone rang a few minutes later; Mama come home now, I've caught a Troll. She told her boss she had to check on things with her son, and went immediately home. Upon arriving she discovered the closet door locked, with a chair propped against the door knob. There were screams for help and beating on the door. When she opened the door, she discovered a very mad Jehovah's Witness midget. The judge dropped all the charges.

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CONFUSED

Our geek-in-chief does not know how to use a iPod, but gives one to the Queen. The President told the University of Virginia student's that gadgets and gizmo's are putting pressure on our country and democracy, but couldn't give up his Blackberry when elected. Eric Holder mirandized the crotch bomber when arrested, that wasn't even a citizen of the United States. When an American citizen was arrested for the Time Square bombing, he wants to change the Law, and exclude suspected terrorist. I feel like the Gay White Supremacist from the mountain. I don't know whether to shave my head or pull my tooth.

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