VENTRILOQUIST

Hickernut thinks it's time for a new third party in politics, the Ventriloquist Party. The candidate's lips would not move, therefore he or she would not be lying. The dummy's would be recognisable by the American people and not taken seriously. The dummy's would not be elected, the ventriloquist could not speak, and no new laws to take our freedom could be enacted. The silent majority could lead our country by example, not by talking from both sides of his or her mouth.

HEAD NUT