SLOBBERING DOG

Ivan Pavlov won the Nobel Prize in psychology or medicine in 1904. Pavlov is best known for his work with dogs, conditioning them with a bell and food. This so called Pavlovian training has been used in many fields for good. Anti-phobia treatment is one example of using this method with positive results. Unfortunately this conditioning has been used for advertising. A products name is associated with good feelings. The most dangerous use of this conditioning is political, Bush is dumb, Gore is smart. The people were conditioned to believe this, even though Bush could land a fighter jet on a carrier, and Gore flunked out of Vanderbilt. Other examples are facing the east at certain times, everyone hold up your bible, everyone drink your Kool-Aid. Barack Hussein Obama won the Nobel Prize in 2009 for conditioning people using the Pavlovian method.

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WHITE HOUSE CRASHERS

We have become too complacent, letting anyone enter the White House. The least the Secret Service could do is check birth certificates. Allowing this practice to continue endangers or country, for all we know a Kenyan Muslim could live there. Ignoring the Constitution puts our way of life at risk, and let's the Jackass get his nose under the tent.

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COPPER

We were having a wonderful Thanksgiving, all the kids, grand kids, girlfriend attended. There was plenty of food, Kurt and I stayed up most of the night smoking turkeys and ham. Kurt brined a turkey this took twelve hours, it looked good when it came out of the fryer. We had turkey, ham, dressing, and all the trimmings. There were three turkeys cooling on the table outside, two fried, and one smoked. We had just finished eating when I spotted Copper our registered chocolate retriever coming around the house with a ham bone in his mouth. A few minutes later Copper came around the house with a turkey in his mouth, it was Kurt's brined turkey he was going to take home. If you know anyone that is looking for a good retriever, he has an affinity for salt, sea ducks would be his speciality. Kurt suggested we look for a good home for him in the middle of the North Atlantic.

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BANKER

President Obama visited with our banker in China, like most of us he came out of that meeting with a completely different prospective. After our European friends refused to co-sign, President Obama was advised to quit spending money like a drunk sailor. The banker then strongly suggested that he provide tax incentives for business to create jobs. After visiting the Great Wall our banker suggested the United States could build one on it's southern border. The wall could be built with Mexican stone masons on the south side, this would save the United States 338 billion dollars per year. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone Chinese CD ?

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RETIREMENT

Now that I am getting older, retirement has crossed my mind. I was thinking of moving North, I've heard all my life how they did it up North. This philosophy has worked so well for them, they are even sending ambassadors to the South to help with our economy. The new education standards adopted by Tennessee, are copied from Massachusetts, this will help our children accept Gay marriage and control overpopulation. With the economy of Michigan, the financial responsibility of New York, and the tolerance of Massachusetts I'm having a difficult time deciding.

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MOBILE BAY

I was fishing with one of the best Speck fisherman in the Mobile area. We set out in a Stouter Built boat to the Fort Morgan side and started fishing around a sunken barge. The Speck's were hitting live bait, and we were having a ball until the Porpoise arrived and messed up the fishing. We left that spot and went to the middle of the bay, this was before GPS so Joe triangulated points from the banks with the lighthouse. He stopped the boat and he instructed me to throw out a large Croker minnow, about a half pound. I complied and the fight was on, I had hooked a bull red. The fight lasted twenty three minutes, and when I finally got the fish in the boat it was much larger than the slot limit allowed. I had heard you were allowed one large fish above the limit, so I asked Joe if we could keep it. He asked if I had a saltwater fishing license, my response being no, he said it didn't matter so I kept the fish.

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ELECTION

I have been scouring the news waiting to hear how Obama and Biden saved or created millions of votes in New Jersey. I would predict Dede Scozzafava will be our next election Czar appointed by the President. This election may save us from the two thousand page Obamacare capsule that is really a suppository.

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TIDE

Obama's hope was dashed against the rocks, when his tide was the highest. The economy has declined, our national debt has increased, and the war against terrorist is not going as promised. His tide is going out just in time for the mid-term elections. Unfortunately it takes a Carter, to give us a Reagan.

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