GLAAD COMMANDER

GLAAD just feels left out, Phil should design a call in their honor.The GLAAD COMMANDER that works by sucking and plays show tunes. Phil could promote it by using sparkly face paint and over sized glasses with colored rims.This act of contrition should appease GLAAD and, A&E.

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DOUBLE DOWN

The Democrat's have created the CLIFF, the President is like Brier Rabbit " please don't throw me off". Once a crisis has been created, and the President doubles down for a double dip, the government will come to the rescue. We will give up our freedom and the Government will have complete control. This will fulfill the President's legacy, and do to the U.S. what Kenya did to the British in 1963.

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LUNCH BREAK

Many years ago when I worked at the Distillery, we had a problem at the maintenance shop with line mechanics from North Bottling coming into our shop five minutes before lunch and occupying all the places to sit. We fussed for a few weeks, then Mr. Neely came up with a solution. We got two large copper nails used to repair wooden vats, and located an igniter for the boiler. This igniter was much more powerful than an electric fencer, it would jump a spark at least one half inch. The nails were driven into the double  bench,  the work bench, where four sat on the a metal border, was also wired. These were wired to the igniter, and the igniter was placed on the welding bench behind the curtain.When we came in for lunch all the places we taken. Mr. Neely went behind the curtain, and lunch boxes and hats flew. After much cursing and laughter the benches were cleared and we never had the problem again. For years I looked under the bench for wires.

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REMOVING GOD

" Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." JOHN ADAMS

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OBAMA BEER

President Obama has many similarities with Jimmy Carter, they both have beer. Obama Beer and Billy Beer, President Obama has a secret ingredient, and Billy Beer is best kept secret. The secret ingredient could be in the college papers that have been sealed by President Obama. Or the birth certificate, most Kenyan's use a seed pod from a Sausage Tree to start fermentation. They both produced high unemployment rates, one with regulation, and the other with high interest rates. There negotiations with Iran are almost identical. Our National debt has surpassed the gross national product for the first time. We are fortunate there are some difference in the interest rate, our interest is only ten billion dollars per day. Maybe the term they serve as President will be similar.

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UNDOCUMENTED

To register a pure breed dog takes more documentation than to be president. An undocumented person can vote, get reduced tuition for college, get free health care, receive money from the government, and they are exempt from proof of insurance. Only citizens are required to have insurance. An undocumented person could come into the United States have a baby, go back home with the baby, the child now 27 could come back to the United States live 14 years and become President of the United States. Our Constitution provides qualifications that are presently being ignored, such as " Natural Born". Except for the first few Presidents, all presidents must have parents that are United States citizens. The purpose of this requirement, according to John Jay was to keep out foreign influence. It is important to elect a  president that appoints Supreme Court Justices that interpret the law rather than make it.

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CARRY PERMIT

Most States have a concealed carry permit for guns, Tennessee has a carry permit. One of the questions on the application is," can you make a knowledgeable and prudent decision". This would eliminate anyone that voted for our Campaigner and Chief. The States that have the most restrictive gun laws have the highest crime rate. If guns kill how does anyone get out of a gun-show alive. When there is a mass shooting it is always in a place that restricts guns. I've never heard of a mass shooting at a gun-show. My conclusion is regulation is bad.

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