OBAMA BEER

President Obama has many similarities with Jimmy Carter, they both have beer. Obama Beer and Billy Beer, President Obama has a secret ingredient, and Billy Beer is best kept secret. The secret ingredient could be in the college papers that have been sealed by President Obama. Or the birth certificate, most Kenyan's use a seed pod from a Sausage Tree to start fermentation. They both produced high unemployment rates, one with regulation, and the other with high interest rates. There negotiations with Iran are almost identical. Our National debt has surpassed the gross national product for the first time. We are fortunate there are some difference in the interest rate, our interest is only ten billion dollars per day. Maybe the term they serve as President will be similar.

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UNDOCUMENTED

To register a pure breed dog takes more documentation than to be president. An undocumented person can vote, get reduced tuition for college, get free health care, receive money from the government, and they are exempt from proof of insurance. Only citizens are required to have insurance. An undocumented person could come into the United States have a baby, go back home with the baby, the child now 27 could come back to the United States live 14 years and become President of the United States. Our Constitution provides qualifications that are presently being ignored, such as " Natural Born". Except for the first few Presidents, all presidents must have parents that are United States citizens. The purpose of this requirement, according to John Jay was to keep out foreign influence. It is important to elect a  president that appoints Supreme Court Justices that interpret the law rather than make it.

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CARRY PERMIT

Most States have a concealed carry permit for guns, Tennessee has a carry permit. One of the questions on the application is," can you make a knowledgeable and prudent decision". This would eliminate anyone that voted for our Campaigner and Chief. The States that have the most restrictive gun laws have the highest crime rate. If guns kill how does anyone get out of a gun-show alive. When there is a mass shooting it is always in a place that restricts guns. I've never heard of a mass shooting at a gun-show. My conclusion is regulation is bad.

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AUTOMATIC

In the seventies I worked making dumpsters. One day William came in two hours late with his head down muttering something about his wife. Being concerned I asked if everything was alright. William told me his wife had a new Chevy Nova and ran the battery down. Not having any jumper cables, he explained the Nova was an automatic and car would have to be going thirty miles an hour to start. He would drive the Nova and she could push him with the fifty-seven Chevy. He looked in the mirror, and here she came at thirty miles per hour.

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SUPREME COURT

The Supreme Court ruled Obamacare would tax the middle-class. Our President lied to us again. Do you wan't to see my shocked face?

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FAST AND FURIOUS

Attorney General Eric Holder refused to release documents subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee. President Obama declared the documents covered by Executive Privilege.The Fast and Furious way the House Oversight Committee can read the documents, is to declare them Top Secret and read them in the newspaper the next day.

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SECRET SERVICE

It has been widely reported that our Secret Service Agents have been misbehaving in foreign country's. One of our former leaders, has stepped up and is going to investigate this problem. President Bill Clinton has once again agreed to service our country, by personally getting to the bottom of this. He will join the Secret Service and go undercover. This investigation may take a long time.

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