BOZO

Back in the 70's a good friend of mine fired BOZO the Clown at channel 2 in Nashville. I thought this was terrible, and my friend was cold hearted for doing such a thing. I find out today BOZO was different behind the rubber nose, according to his second wife, he was a liar, cheat, and scoundrel. I was wrong for supporting BOZO all these years. Maybe I can make it up to my friend by exposing what is behind the rubber nose of our President.

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DIVERSION

When our President makes a speech, giving his opponents something to talk about, watch out it is a diversion. His noncommittal speech about the Mosque, supporting the Constitution is just one example. This diverted attention from the failing economy, and poor job numbers for a few days. When things get bad, watch out for another diversion. Brace up Taiwan you could be sacrificed, for Obama,s election.

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CHECKERS

Static numbers thrown out by the Professional Left to influence the Amateur Left, do not depict how taxes effect our economy. Our economy is more complex than the Amateur Left believes. Increasing taxes will hurt the economic growth of our country, but grow the government employment, and control of the people. The Professional Left is playing chess, and moving the country closer to socialism. The Amateur Left, and Incumbent Right is playing checkers and allowing this tragedy to happen. Limiting the size of government to what the constitution requires, and lowering taxes accordingly will allow our economy to grow. This will allow us to reach full employment, and be the economic power we once were.

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STRAIN THE SWAMP

I must have misunderstood; Nancy Pelosi must have said strain instead of drain. Draining the swamp will not begin until November. It will be up to the electorate, not Nancy Pelosi to do the draining. It's easy to be distracted watching Nancy speak, her face is so tight when she speaks her eyes blink like a frog in a hail storm. She may have even said seine, like she does for Tuna and Porpoise, they put in Starkist the family business.

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FEDERAL JUDGE

I was shocked to hear a Federal Judge ruled in Arizona that a Federal Law, could not be enforced by a State Officer. Until I see a Federal Game officer, I should not have to buy a Duck Stamp, Trout Stamp, or abide by any of the migratory bird rules. Welcome back lead shot, I've always wondered if Bald Eagle really taste like Owl.

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ETHICS

Many politicians in Washington D.C. think ethics can be plea bargained or negotiated. Nancy Pelosi vowed to drain the swamp, apparently only Republicans are in the swamp. The Democrat's are saving the wetland. Representative Charles Rangel after a two year ethics investigation is now negotiating a plea deal. This will be successful because other endangered Democrat's are in the wetland too. While we watch this Circus the Bush tax cuts will sunset, and all our taxes will increase. The only hope we have is to fight fire with fire. Wear an Acorn tee shirt to get past the New Black Panther ethics committee, it's not ethical, but it might save our country.

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UNDOCUMENTED SPIES

Illegal aliens should be reclassified as undocumented spies. The State Department could swap twelve million spies for four Americans imprisoned in Mexico. Other country's could participate in this program, the same ratio could be used. For years the United States has won wars, but lost the negotiation, starting with the Yalta Conference. This expertise should not be wasted, all spies should be negotiated off with other country's.

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