AUTOMATIC

In the seventies I worked making dumpsters. One day William came in two hours late with his head down muttering something about his wife. Being concerned I asked if everything was alright. William told me his wife had a new Chevy Nova and ran the battery down. Not having any jumper cables, he explained the Nova was an automatic and car would have to be going thirty miles an hour to start. He would drive the Nova and she could push him with the fifty-seven Chevy. He looked in the mirror, and here she came at thirty miles per hour.

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SUPREME COURT

The Supreme Court ruled Obamacare would tax the middle-class. Our President lied to us again. Do you wan't to see my shocked face?

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