BOZO

Back in the 70's a good friend of mine fired BOZO the Clown at channel 2 in Nashville. I thought this was terrible, and my friend was cold hearted for doing such a thing. I find out today BOZO was different behind the rubber nose, according to his second wife, he was a liar, cheat, and scoundrel. I was wrong for supporting BOZO all these years. Maybe I can make it up to my friend by exposing what is behind the rubber nose of our President.

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DIVERSION

When our President makes a speech, giving his opponents something to talk about, watch out it is a diversion. His noncommittal speech about the Mosque, supporting the Constitution is just one example. This diverted attention from the failing economy, and poor job numbers for a few days. When things get bad, watch out for another diversion. Brace up Taiwan you could be sacrificed, for Obama,s election.

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CHECKERS

Static numbers thrown out by the Professional Left to influence the Amateur Left, do not depict how taxes effect our economy. Our economy is more complex than the Amateur Left believes. Increasing taxes will hurt the economic growth of our country, but grow the government employment, and control of the people. The Professional Left is playing chess, and moving the country closer to socialism. The Amateur Left, and Incumbent Right is playing checkers and allowing this tragedy to happen. Limiting the size of government to what the constitution requires, and lowering taxes accordingly will allow our economy to grow. This will allow us to reach full employment, and be the economic power we once were.

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STRAIN THE SWAMP

I must have misunderstood; Nancy Pelosi must have said strain instead of drain. Draining the swamp will not begin until November. It will be up to the electorate, not Nancy Pelosi to do the draining. It's easy to be distracted watching Nancy speak, her face is so tight when she speaks her eyes blink like a frog in a hail storm. She may have even said seine, like she does for Tuna and Porpoise, they put in Starkist the family business.

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