FEDERAL JUDGE

I was shocked to hear a Federal Judge ruled in Arizona that a Federal Law, could not be enforced by a State Officer. Until I see a Federal Game officer, I should not have to buy a Duck Stamp, Trout Stamp, or abide by any of the migratory bird rules. Welcome back lead shot, I've always wondered if Bald Eagle really taste like Owl.

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ETHICS

Many politicians in Washington D.C. think ethics can be plea bargained or negotiated. Nancy Pelosi vowed to drain the swamp, apparently only Republicans are in the swamp. The Democrat's are saving the wetland. Representative Charles Rangel after a two year ethics investigation is now negotiating a plea deal. This will be successful because other endangered Democrat's are in the wetland too. While we watch this Circus the Bush tax cuts will sunset, and all our taxes will increase. The only hope we have is to fight fire with fire. Wear an Acorn tee shirt to get past the New Black Panther ethics committee, it's not ethical, but it might save our country.

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UNDOCUMENTED SPIES

Illegal aliens should be reclassified as undocumented spies. The State Department could swap twelve million spies for four Americans imprisoned in Mexico. Other country's could participate in this program, the same ratio could be used. For years the United States has won wars, but lost the negotiation, starting with the Yalta Conference. This expertise should not be wasted, all spies should be negotiated off with other country's.

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ARIZONA

President Obama should be impeached for not fulfilling his duty, and sworn oath to protect Arizona from invasion. When New Mexico was invaded by Pancho Villa in 1915, and was not sanctioned by the Mexican government, President Wilson sent Brigadier General John J. Perhsing and his troops to protect the border. The only difference is back then the administration was not depending on the Hispanic vote. The U.S. Constitution has not changed.

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NASA

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. This change in policy could save NASA millions of dollars. The Jihadist are already trained for such a mission, they could look for goats, and Infidel's on Mars. This could justify the cancellation of the Constellation program, it would be a one way trip, each spaceship would be equipped with an altitude switch or sometimes referred to as a 72 virgin switch. This new mission could expand Muslim's all over the universe. For many years the Muslim contribution to space propulsion has been overlooked the Magic Carpet.

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UNEMPLOYMENT

Nancy Pelosi said that unemployment was one of the best ways to stimulate employment. After much confusion and deep meditation I thought of a scenario, in which this could be true. If Nancy Pelosi and other like minded politicians were unemployed the rate would change from 9.5% to 4% overnight.

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