PROVINCIAL ORGANIZERS

Our President has a new plan, contrary to what his military advisers proposed for Afghanistan. Each province will have it's own provincial organizer, or Allah Father. These key people will be recruited from the Chicago Black Muslim community. The provincial organizers could organize the drug trade, and enforce each province with AK-47's. This would bring Afghanistan up to the 1920's and in 80 years they could elect a president. The United States forces could be withdrawn, and the attention could be placed on the real threat, Fox News.

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NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Declaring the Swine Flu a national emergency, will cut red tape and allow decisions to be made easier, and timely. This sounds so good it could be applied to everything under government control. Declare the War on Terror a national emergency, maybe the Commander and Chief could make a decision. I'm glad to see the government finally admit, they are the problem.

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IDEAS

Since Hickernut is primarily concerned with American citizens, and not influenced by lobbyist, and the upcoming election. He has some ideas that will make American citizens safe, prosperous, and healthy. First abolish the American Cancer Society they have had plenty of time. Cure cancer it cost Americans two hundred billion per year, and worst of all it cost lives. There should be coast to coast magnetic high speed rail, this would provide jobs, ease traffic on highways, and would provide a right of way for gas, and oil pipelines. The new railway could be powered by nuclear and clean coal. Old military bases could be transformed into refinery's to make fuel for our military and strategic fuel reserves, exempt them from the EPA. Drill our own oil we have plenty, this would cut our dependence on foreign oil, and eliminate our enemy's hold on us. To accommodate the liberals all roads will be made of concrete, this is white, and will be cooler reducing our carbon footprint. The roads will last longer, and the petroleum used to make the orange plastic barrels will be drastically reduced. This will give the environmentalist more time to feed the over populating Polar Bear.

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FLUFFY

There was a tragedy in my home town, a clothes dryer left open attracted the pet cat. The warmth of the light must have invited in the feline. In the night a load of jeans were thrown in the dryer, and it was set on high heat. The next morning after calling Fluffy with no result, Fluffy was found dead in the dryer. If only it had been the delicate cycle, Fluffy might have had two lives left, the claw marks in the panties would be nothing, compared to loosing the family pet. Fluffy lived up to her name, the Bounce sheet also made her static free. We are such a close knit community, even the new Chinese restaurant offered to dispose of Fluffy's remains.

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REFORM

In order to reform health care, many things have to be reformed first. The people have to start thinking of the common good, instead of short term gains. The elected officials need to start representing the views of the people that elected them, instead of the large contributor's, and lobbyist. Government controlled education perpetuates ignorance, and guarantee's the Status Que. The counting of illegal aliens as population will increase the representation of the states that have the most. The south when faced with abolishing slavery, argued that freed slaves would not be property, and would have to be counted as people. This would give the south more representation in congress. This would also give the south control of the federal money which came from tariffs, 85% from the south. The south was only receiving 10% back from the federal government, the remainder was spent in the northern states. The supreme court ruled that Negros were to be counted as 3/5 of a person, this would keep the northern states in control of the money. The south seceded to protect the right of the negro to be counted as a whole person. As a quick fix didn't work out well for the south, it will not work well for health care. Reform needs to happen, but it must be in stages. Just kidding about fighting for Negro rites, it was a monetary decision things don't change quickly.

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ROAD SIGN

Several years ago I was a Metro Councilman, we had a six million dollar bond issue up for public discussion, three people showed up at the hearing. The next month we were asked by the 911 team to change the name of a road, there was a duplicate and it would be confusing. We changed a fifty dollar road sign, and all the people could not fit in the court house. When the people elected President Obama many were happy and complacent, it could do no harm. As reality set in, people began loosing there jobs, there homes, and health insurance. The fifty dollar road sign disguised as a tea party, has awakened the sleeping giant.

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ACID OCEAN

Environmentalist have a new cause, the Pacific Ocean is absorbing carbon dioxide from the air, and mixing with sea water forming carbonic acid. The ocean water is becoming more acid therefore plankton is lighter, shell formation has declined, and coral reefs are diminishing. After serious deliberation for two minutes I have a solution. Install membranes at power plants on the coast that use sea water for cooling. The membranes remove salt from the water. Use the desalinized water to hydrate the nuts in California (almonds). The water more concentrated with salt will be reintroduced into the ocean, salt is a base so it will neutralize the acid. NEXT

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