DOPELER EFFECT

A tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a prime example. Democrats have encouraged a monster that will split there party and ensure a Republican victory.

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I AM BACK

After a long dry spell, I have decided to write again. The outlook for the future looks brighter, even though we do not know what the day may bring forth. It is encouraging that two conservative judges have been appointed to the Supreme Court. All American citizens are excited about full employment. The only reason I can see for the lack of border security, is restocking the democrat party with future voters. It concerns me that a MS-13 gang member's girlfriend, could slip over and have a baby in the USA and that baby becomes a citizen. That baby could live in another country, then come to the USA when 25 and run for president when 35. Maybe the Supreme Court will revisit natural born citizen. I think John Jay was right.

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RUSSIAN ECONOMY

If the Americans are trying  to destroy the Russian economy they can forget sanctions, and give them Obamacare, the EPA, and raise the minimum wage.

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GLAAD COMMANDER

GLAAD just feels left out, Phil should design a call in their honor.The GLAAD COMMANDER that works by sucking and plays show tunes. Phil could promote it by using sparkly face paint and over sized glasses with colored rims.This act of contrition should appease GLAAD and, A&E.

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DOUBLE DOWN

The Democrat's have created the CLIFF, the President is like Brier Rabbit " please don't throw me off". Once a crisis has been created, and the President doubles down for a double dip, the government will come to the rescue. We will give up our freedom and the Government will have complete control. This will fulfill the President's legacy, and do to the U.S. what Kenya did to the British in 1963.

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LUNCH BREAK

Many years ago when I worked at the Distillery, we had a problem at the maintenance shop with line mechanics from North Bottling coming into our shop five minutes before lunch and occupying all the places to sit. We fussed for a few weeks, then Mr. Neely came up with a solution. We got two large copper nails used to repair wooden vats, and located an igniter for the boiler. This igniter was much more powerful than an electric fencer, it would jump a spark at least one half inch. The nails were driven into the double  bench,  the work bench, where four sat on the a metal border, was also wired. These were wired to the igniter, and the igniter was placed on the welding bench behind the curtain.When we came in for lunch all the places we taken. Mr. Neely went behind the curtain, and lunch boxes and hats flew. After much cursing and laughter the benches were cleared and we never had the problem again. For years I looked under the bench for wires.

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REMOVING GOD

" Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." JOHN ADAMS

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